Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[mac5732]

I have done some research into this phenom of "mooning" at the University of Alogramis Cheeks. It appears that this custom started sometime back in ancient times, exact date unknown, but does appear in many records handed down thru the ages. It began as a sensual act and was considered most sexual in nature. It was usually done in pagan rites during a full moon, thus the term "mooning". It was also used in battle among the more civilized tribes and was used as a weapon against their opponents. The process was that before a battle, the army would indulge in a horrendus orgy of gluttony of various concoctions. On the following morning as the enemy advanced, they would lift their kilts/drop drawers, turn around, bend over and then at the order, produce an extreme amount of methane which was aimed toward their foe. Of course this depended on the wind at the time. Alas, sometimes when the wind was wrong, the army would have to withhold their combustional attack, which in turn made for a very "long" day. There are documented facts concerning this, where whole armies disintegrated just due to wind change. The concept is forthright and interesting as to the varius aspects of mooning in ancient times to the present. Further research shall enhance many many hours of study, however, Due to other commitments I shall have to put it off as I have other pressing research projects to complete.

The 2 moons over the British Isles as illustrated by the most recent expose, have been heralded by many as the shining light upon the waters. It apparently has been mentioned as a form of artistic expression and many photographs of the moons have been taken and have been sent to the Furry Feline to adorn his established residence, so he may fully capture the true essance. I understand that some photos have been encrusted with a tinge of lamperous settings to make them seem alive for the beholder.


just some ideas mac

[Growltigger]

Cue even more horrible sounds of vomiting from the great cat.

Not fair, not fair, at no time have I resorted to showing Gryphin and Mac my rectum, or any other person's bottom that wasn't nice and peachlike like those of the FBW's.

As for pictures of the bottoms in question, you can stick them up your, ahem, back passage.

Revenge will be sweet, and will most definately involve a deoderiser

[Gryphin]

Realizing the cat is still in dire straights
Rapidly assessing the situation.
Clearly he has been infected with a hallucinogenic virus that causes him to see his worse nightmares.
Reaching into nowhere I pull out a syringe firing pistol
Whossh
The great cat is now vaccinated and will recover in 2 seconds. Undoubtedly he will be grateful to me for assisting in his recovery and will bestow upon me unlimited free drinks for mac and me. It helps that it was part of the cure I programmed in along with knowledge of how to do the Gryphin Position

[Growltigger]

Hmmm, strangley enough I feel better, and I seem to have developed a whole new level of understanding of the carnal acts!!

But worryingly, the recent torrent of bottoms being flashed at me seems to have steered my normal manly genes toward fancying blokes.

In fact, I have never realised how attractive old Gryphin is, may be I should give him a big wet kiss on the backside. That moustache is rather cute.

Come here you little cutie you!

[Erax]

Erax crawls up into the cantina to see what's going on...

Eeep !! Now THIS is scary !!!

He hurriedly runs back to the Alien lair and crawls into one of the empty alien eggs to hide.

[Growltigger]

Ooh, a nice Brazilian "Enrique Iglesias" lookalike, come here you lovely man and let me give you a big love bite you handsome thing you

Ooh, would you like to join me and Gryphin for some intimate tete a tete, or maybe just a big juicy kiss on your bottom?

[Erax]

A muffled voice is heard from inside the egg : "Mmmph. Mmmphno Mmmphank Mmphyou."