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 Aw, but orbital mechanics is fun!     
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 hey, i know the meaning of life!anybody wanna know it?
 
 * note: beware. it is really late at night for me. you have been warned.
 
 the answer to my riddle is air.
 
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 As Bill Cosby would say....
 Any PhysED major can tell you why there is air...
 There is Air to blow up volly balls, there is air to blow up basket balls, there is air to blow up footballs...
 
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				August 25th, 2003, 09:51 PM
			
			
			
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 Well I missed 3.  
How I was supposed to know that Mary Tyler Moore was diabetic I don't really know. I guessed Betty White. Stupid question.
 
The president question I misread as ex-Presidents so I didn't count GHWB. Although their answer of 6 is wrong as well. Did this quiz come out before Nixon died or something? Bush II, Clinton, Bush I, Reagan, Ford. That should be 5 no?
 
And I am ashamed to admit I missed Thurgood Marshall. Shocking display of ignorance on my part.     
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 well, i know as much about that as one of them. 4.of course, i'm canadian.
 on the other hand, i'd probably do just as bad on canadian stuff.
 
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 DOH! Jimmy Carter. Of course. 
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 I missed the MTM one, I thought she, specifically, had MS or Parkinson's or something... wait... that was Annette Funicello.
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