HOT enough for you?

[Fyron]

Why do I have a feeling of deja vu?

[Wardad]

Phew! 8:30AM and 105F

[geoschmo]

Originally posted by Wardad:
Phew! 8:30AM and 105F

That's just sick.

[Phoenix-D]

heh, the low was 90 degrees the other day. Not fun, especially when you have two hyper dogs that -demand- to go out for a few hours every day..

[Kamog]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
But it makes me sad as well knowing that another year is just flying by at warp speed.

I feel exactly the same way. August already? Where does all the time go?

[Wardad]

The devil wanted a place on earth
Sort of a summer home
A place to spend his vacation
Whenever he wanted to roam.

So he picked out Arizona
A place both wretched and rough
Where the climate was to his liking
And the cowboys hardened and tough.

He dried up the streams in the canyons
And ordered no rain to fall
He dried up the lakes in the valleys
Then baked and scorched it all.

Then over his barren country
He transplanted shrubs from hell.
The cactus, thistle and prickly pear
The climate suited them well.

Now the home was much to his liking
But animal life, he had none.
So he created crawling creatures
That all mankind would shun.

First he made the rattlesnake
With it's forked poisonous tongue.
Taught it to strike and rattle
And how to swallow it's young.

Then he made scorpions and lizards
And the ugly old horned toad.
He placed spiders of every description
Under rocks by the side of the road.

Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter,
Hotter and hotter still.
Until even the cactus wilted
And the old horned lizard took ill.

Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom
As any creator would
He chuckled a little up his sleeve
And admitted that it was good.

T'was summer now and Satan lay
By a prickly pear to rest.
The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow
So he took off his coat and vest.

"By Golly," he finally panted,
"I did my job too well,
I'm going back to where I came from,
Arizona is hotter than Hell."

~ Author Unknown

[dogscoff]

God I hate the English sometimes. When it rains, we moan about the rain. When it's cold, we moan about it being cold. Now we have gloriously hot, dry weather and everyone's *****iung that it's too hot! Next person to tell me it's too hot gets locked in the freezer.

On a lighter note, I live about 5 minutes' walk from the beach, and I'm loving it. Nyer nyer