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September 19th, 2003, 03:20 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Arrr...
*dogscoff dances a nautical jig.
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September 19th, 2003, 03:23 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
"A pirate walks into a bar" (you know it had to be, right?)
(ahem)
"A pirate walks into a bar. He has this big ships steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.
The bartender can't help but ask why the pirate has that on the front of his pants to which the pirate replies, 'Arrrgh, matey, it's drivin' me nuts!'"
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September 19th, 2003, 03:24 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Yarrr, and this be the second year we've celebrated this in these parts. 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...3;t=007017;p=2
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September 19th, 2003, 03:50 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
"Arr you lilly-livered dog, what do that be, sublight in the shallows of yon Warp Point?"
"It do be the pox-ridden fleet of the scurvey Gravey invaders sir. They do be waiting for renforcements."
"Avast! The Gravey? Wit der acrused Talisman!?!"
"Aye sir. Wit der acrused Talisman. 'Tis a witch's pact wit de Devil himself, to be sure, sir. Arr."
"What manner of cannon do dey bring?"
"Dey bring the PPB on most all der ships and the SD on der largest hulls."
"De SD!?!? Why, we don't even have shields! Never plundered such a bounty. Get 'er back in the wind, lads! We're goin' to die or live like Kings!"
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September 19th, 2003, 06:22 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Arr ! I'll hang ye from the mizzenmast by yer thumbs, ye scurvy dogs !!
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Well, my girl dumped me and I'm stuck with the raftmates from Hell in the middle of the sea and... what was the question again???
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September 19th, 2003, 07:34 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
i sent the booty one to my wife
That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.
She replied back.
Huh what are you smoking.
I explained that it is pirate day.
She did not get as excited about it as I thought she would. 
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Hey GUTB where did you go...???
He is still driving his mighty armada at 3 miles per month along the interstellar highway bypass and will be arriving shortly
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September 19th, 2003, 08:40 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Avast and shiver me timber's! that be t'most rediculous that ever a man had heard of! Me and me parrot would never join in!
[ September 19, 2003, 19:41: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]
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September 19th, 2003, 08:54 PM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
ARRR! Give the scurvy dogs a whiff of the old grape! What? Thar be no grape shot in yar cannon?! Let tham taste the WMG then!
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September 20th, 2003, 12:26 AM
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Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Captain: Arr, foshizzle me nizzle, thar be plunder oof the starboard boo, eh!
First mate: Uh, cap'n?
Captain: Yarrr, eh, matey?
First mate: I don't think pirates are supposed to say "foshizzle me nizzle".
Captain: Well then what DO we say, eh?
First mate: How 'bout "shiver me timbers"?
Captain: "Shiver me timbers"! Eh, that might work... 'boot time someone came up with something that made more sense, never could figger oot what "foshizzle me nizzle" means anyway...
First mate: An' one more thing... no matter how much ye pretend, cap'n, there's NO SUCH THING as a Canadian pirate!
Captain: Arrrrr.... but I never wanted to be a pirate anyway... I always wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!
I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT, I WORK ALL DAY
ON WEDNESDAYS I GO SHOPPING
AND HAVE BUTTERED SCONES FOR TEA!
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September 20th, 2003, 01:41 AM
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Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Yarrr! And if ye be a reg'lar talkin' landlubber, ye'll be walking the plank!
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