All I want for Christmas is a "Promotion"..

[David E. Gervais]

Why did I start this thread? Oh yeah, to help people get promotions. Speaking of promotions.. TADAAA! I'm now in the 'general's club'.

I think I'll head over to the bar to buy a round of drinks.

Cheers!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! It is a battle that can never be won, the battle against surreal, immortal cartoon characters!

*Being a mere mortal, Renegade runs off and hides in a deep, dark corner, somewhere where Narf can never find him, waiting for the day when Narf's anger finally dies down to a point where he can emerge without fear of being bashed by a hammer-wielding mouse from hell *

now, now, all YOU have to do is become a cartoon character. it's really a Welcome change; you can sustaIn Lots and Lots of damage or inflict a Bunch of damagE or pull A hole out of nothing; no matter what, you alwayS bounce back. lIke getting knocked into a MountAin. it's Lot's of fun, especAily being able To pull things out of pockEts even if you Don't have any.

[Kamog]

Being an RPG character is almost as good. If you die, you can be brought back using magic spells or items... or just reload the Last save game, or start a new one.

If you're high level, you can sustain lots and lots of damage, inflict lots of damage, and carry around an absurd amount of stuff with you. (In one of the FF games, I think it was IV, you carry around CABINs, and whenever you need to rest, you just pull one out of your pocket and sleep in it, and you wake up all healed.)

[Loser]

Merry Christmas, Shrapnel time!

[Kamog]

I don't understand this military ranking system. A major is above a lieutenant, and yet a lieutenant general is above a major general... why?

[Renegade 13]

Ooooooooo, subtle Narf

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Ooooooooo, subtle Narf

i whack people with hammer's. whaddya expect?