You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:

EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro · #1 June 4th, 2004, 05:55 PM

77. The destroyer U.S.S. Billy Jack can kick your Red Neck Dreadnoughts ***.

78. Your space suit helmets are pointy on the top and have eye holes cut out.

Thermodyne · #2 June 4th, 2004, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
77. The destroyer U.S.S. Billy Jack can kick your Red Neck Dreadnoughts ***.

I think that was about bikers not rednecks. Now if the starship was named Deliverance, then we'd be talken bout dem good ol boys

Stone Mill · #3 June 4th, 2004, 07:48 PM

79.. Your Upgrade Facilities command has a "Double-Wide" option.

Atrocities · #4 June 4th, 2004, 09:17 PM

80. If you have had to put people in jail for breaking the law against having sex with animals.

81. If the suite your waring now is the same suite you were waring Last year and you it has never been washed.

82. If you are given a state of the art, 100% operational, billion dollar communication system and you sell it six weeks later at a planetary garage sale for $200.00 bucks and then use that money to buy an inferior model that is ten years old.

83. If you ripped out the back seat of your ground transport vehical so you can haul live stock.

84. If your palace is also your barn.

85. If you regularly buy and sell crap at the galatic flea market.

86. If you are given a brand new star ship and within six weeks have completely turned it into a POS garbage scow rust bucket. Complete with a foot deep layer of trash in all the corridors because your redneck crew refuse to put their trash in to the trash recepticals.

87. If you have statues of Gomer Pile in all your capitols.

88. If all your radio stations play country music and only country music.

89. If your mothers idea of fresh milk is you going out to the barn, the room next store, and milking the goat.

90. If your father is often seen headin into the Goat pin with a jar of vasoline and an ear to ear grin on his face. "I'm go'in ta gets me summm."

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Cheeze · #5 June 4th, 2004, 11:38 PM

91. Your repair ships use Bondo.....and lots of it!!

92. Every ship has a mascot. Nearly all are good huntin' dogs. Some however, are coons, gators, or a specially stupid Jraenar captured in the Last war.

93. All warships come designed with a gun rack.

94. First encounters: *BANG* "Halt or I'll shoot!!"

95. Ships go three speeds: Fast, Faster and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Atrocities · #6 June 5th, 2004, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Cheeze:

95. Ships go three speeds: Fast, Faster and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

R O F L M A O - Damn funny.

Stone Mill · #7 June 5th, 2004, 01:43 AM

96. Your cabinet ministers are Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.

97. Your royal palace collapsed due to planetary bombing... and several dogs were crushed under the front porch.

98. All these years your crazy neighbors claimed to be abducted by aliens... and now you believe them when you are assigned to a work camp in Xiria IX.