Things That I Have Discovered In Life

cazadorm · #1 July 14th, 2004, 01:17 AM

17. Someone telling you "Don't ever try that" will make you try it.

psimancer · #2 July 14th, 2004, 01:54 AM

4 a there aint no such thing a free lunch T.A.N.S.T.A.F.L. tanstafl (good cussword

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there aint no justice T.A.N.J. tanj (another one)
original cred larry niven

18 no one can be trusted
your supervisor yer cheif your officer your captain yer friends yer family and especially yer bedmate

[ July 13, 2004, 13:00: Message edited by: psimancer ]

sachmo · #3 July 13th, 2004, 02:07 PM

19. People will risk life and limb just to avoid waiting.

20. People are much braver and opinionated on the internet then they would be at a bar

21. Children change your life

22. Children make your life wonderful

23. You can beat it, no matter what it is.

24. Lowfat ice creme is pretty dang good.

25. Balance is the key to making a relationship work.

26. You have to escape sometimes.

27. You can never have too many friends.

28. Laughter can turn your whole day around.

Slynky · #4 July 13th, 2004, 02:37 PM

20a. The same *******s who race down a half-mile merge lane on the interstate highway using the Last 10 feet of cement to force themself in front of your car would never run the Last 10 feet to to the same kind of thing at a theatre line.

Gandalf Parker · #5 July 13th, 2004, 05:41 PM

For some strange reason (worth a psych class term paper Id say) the Last cars to turn on their headlights are the ones which most needed to. They tend to match the color of the road or darkness. Whether its darkness, rain, fog, whatever. Check it out next time.

I think there is something about the choice of colors. People who choose bright cars want to be seen, and people who choose dark ones want to stay stealthy or unnoticed? I dont know why. Thats for someone else to try and figure out.

If anyone DID do a study, Id like them to do it in a parking lot so they can question the people coming in. Question all of the "wrong" ones to the theory, and see if maybe they arent the ones who chose the color of their car.

narf poit chez BOOM · #6 July 13th, 2004, 07:19 PM

30: The directions are there for a reason.

EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro · #7 July 13th, 2004, 07:44 PM

The drivers of the fancier cars (Mercedes,BMW) tend not to use their turn signals and are most likely the ones that will cut you off.

Maybe they are using their turn signals, I just need to buy those infrared goggles to see them!

If you are ethnic, you will buy a lowered Honda or Nissan, stick a muffler on it and call it a "sports car"