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Old June 21st, 2003, 02:08 AM
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ooc:[short note: keep-the-rain-off spells are not regarded badly for the most part, but if you start moving clouds the local vilagers get nervious because the weather patterns still havn't settled down from the meddling of a mad emporer. the situation has been made worse by the random changes, although the extent of the changes is not known. i'm making an 'an about the world of the MOTMIA' topic. i'll try to include everything, but the other people here, all four? of them, hey wolf? you alive?, probably have different views of what they mean for there stuff, so pm me as many corrections for as much as you want. there's no hurry, but when we get a few more people, could everybody pm me a bio? thanks.]

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Old June 21st, 2003, 03:23 AM
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Figure "Umm, (arrrgh) just call me (ouch) Arthur."

Narp "Ouch Arthur?"

Arthur "No, (man this hurts), just Arthur."

Narp "Is it Ouch Arthur or Just Arthur?"

Arthur "Never mind. (ooooogh) It's fun and all tossing rocks, but I always forget about the (owie) hangover. Thanks for the roof, by the way. (eeeek). Oh, and please don't toast that rabbit--I prefer slightly blackened."

Narp "Isn't that the same as grayed?"

Arthur "AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"

Arthur knocks himself on the head and promptly passes out.

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[ooc: Oops--I double posted. This never happened, you understand? You didn't see any of this. ]

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narp "no, no, how silly of me. slightly blackened would be light brown."

narp is about to go off on color comparision, when D, getting an idea, says "maybe you should watch for threats."

narp imediatly becomes alert and starts scaning the surounding mountainside and jungle. after a few minutes, he says "just a few wolves, three eagles and two owls. nothing to worry about. mind if i work on my sword?"

when nobody objects, narp finds a flat rock, sits down next to it, pulls a grindstone and a small hammer out of his pack and begins to scrape at and occasionally bang on, his sword.

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ooc:[Narp - I sent you a small bio on Jack.]
ooc:[Krsqk - Didn't see any of what? ]

Hearing Arthur's growl and the following thump, Jack turns around and pays more attention to him.
Jack "Hey, I didn't notice this head injury earlier. This is something I can fix."
"Guérissez Les Blessures"
With that, Arthur's wound heals, and he wakes up (much to his dismay, as the hangover is still there).

Jack "Hmm, that stone doesn't look very comfortable, here, try my cot."
Jack unrolls his cot, which hovers quietly a foot off the ground.

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ooc:[you call that small? ]

narp "to bad about your headache. is it from a speed and strength enhancement spell? i had one yesterday and you have my sympathies."

*scrape, scrape, bang*

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Thinking that perhaps Arthur's ears could use the same treatment that Narp's got, D casts the same low-powered silence spell on Arthur's ears.

Unfortunately, this takes his attention away from the roasting rabbits, and one side of one of the rabbits gets slightly blackened. Fortunately, that's how Arthur ordered it.


D "Lunch is ready."

D quickly divides up the rabbits, giving Arthur the slightly blackened half.

Jack "So Arthur, where do you hail from?"

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