Dominions II T-Shirt Contest

[Cohen]

1. Today this province, tomorrow the World.
2. I'm Immortal.
3. Wisdom, Ironwill and Knowledge are mine.
4. Get Fantasy, let your mind dream.


I can advice a shirt for each Nation, with the figure too of a typycal soldier of that Army in the back?
This perhaps could cost a little more to have someone drawing the figures and to print them on shirts, but they'll be far more cooler.

[Graeme Dice]

1. I conquered the world, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

[Psitticine]

1) My Other God Is A Void Lurker

2) Spread Your Dominion!

3) First Rule of the Gods: Dominate or Be Dominated

[PrinzMegaherz]

1. Dominions - Where do you want to rule today?
2. Dominions - Resistance is futile
3. Dominions - One world is not enough
4. Dominions - Your Soul is mine
5. I hereby declare war upon you!
6. No Virgin? Never mind...
7. Dominions - Where no game has gone before
8. Believe in yourself... million others do.

[ April 27, 2004, 20:27: Message edited by: PrinzMegaherz ]

[Karacan]

1. Power To The Pretenders!
2. ...as determined by faith and force...
3. It's a Vastness!
4. True Ulmish Black Steel
5. I'll murder for a Heart of Darkness.
6. Illithids United
7. The Supreme Being is dead.


I love Leif's nr 6, by the way.


Update:

8. Rex Pretendis
9. Mudwrestling C'tissian style.
10. And then, the other eye was shot out as well.
11. The Wyrm's bite has two sides...
12. Playing with mortals is a duty of gods.
13. Dominions II - Where armies serve as Vampire fodder.

2nd Update:

14. Victory was close, but then my archers decided to fire.

[ April 24, 2004, 02:25: Message edited by: Karacan ]

[E. Albright]

1. I ascended, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
2. Putting the "decide" in deicide.
3. The world is your clam.
4. One small step for Man, and an even smaller one for Jotunkind.
5. God is dead. Well, yours is, anyway...
6. More fun than a barrel full of Hoburgs.
7. All that, and mooseriders.
8. Give me three gems and a pair of Earth Boots, and I can move the world!
9. Iron Pigs: what more can you ask for?
10. Wish for "death". You know you want to.
11. Who knew that fundementalist warmongering could be such fun?
12. Fallen Ermor will rise again! And again! And again!
13. Ring of Wizardry: 80 gems. Robe of the Sea: 20 gems. Bloodthorn: 20 slaves. Brazen Vessel: 20 slaves. Awakening the Rimtursar: priceless.
14. Summer Lions, Winter Wolves, and Autumn Bears, oh my!
15. You killed our god!
16. You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. An iron purse, on the other hand...
17. Deus ex logismiko
18. I'm with Bogus ->
19. The meek shall inherit a Slave Collar.
20. If at first you don't succeed, hit 'em with Ghost Riders.

[ April 20, 2004, 19:04: Message edited by: E. Albright ]

[Gandalf Parker]

My favorite kind of contest!

1. WARNING: This game is dangerously addictive. It is NOT suitable for students, interns, apprentices,
or anyone else who is expected to pass tests on a regular basis. Do not
think about Dominions strategys while operating heavy machinery. The
demo has built-in protections which should not be bypassed. They are for
your health as much as for monetary reasons. Do not begin on the full
Version without first making arrangments for someone to check on you
daily. If you find that your game has continued for more than 36 hours
straight then you should consult a physician immeadiately (Do NOT show
him the game!)

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2.
In Dominions, if it looks like a killer strategy
then look at it again carefully.
In Dominions, if it looks like a total waste
then look at it again carefully.

3. What we do every day Pinkie, try to take over the world.

4. My pretender can beat up your pretender.

5. AWARD WINNING STRATEGY GAME
(joystick addicts need not apply)


6.
Me: Some play to win or lose. Others just to stay in the game.
Them: Are we talking about games? Or about life in general?
Me: Exactly.

7. It's for my Cult Leader resume.

8. I am their leader and they love me.

9. The best game I never bought off the shelf.

10. When I have this game completely beat,
I will teach you how.
(talk to me a year from now)

11. The Ascension is yours!
(some assembly required)

12. They dont think Im a god!
(but we are working on that)

13. A Windows, Linux, Mac OS-X, Solaris Multi-Player game of Domination.
(this is NOT your daddy's Chess game)

14. Strategy Games?!? You cant HANDLE a strategy game!

15. There can only be Juan.
Hail Juan!

[ April 25, 2004, 17:31: Message edited by: Gandalf Parker ]