MP Game - Newbie Game (by Aku)

Aku · #1 August 10th, 2004, 11:30 PM

new turn is up!!!

PashaDawg · #2 August 11th, 2004, 12:11 AM

Uh-oh... it looks like the evil lord of a rotting PAN is gearing up with hostile intentions just south of the Loving, Peaceful, Never-Hurt-A-Fly, LORD OF SPIDERS's dominion. The sky is falling! The SKY IS *FALLING*!!!

We'll teach them the taste of spider venom. Take that.. and that... and a little bit of THAT... whisk.. whisk... (or whatever spiders say when the bare their fangs...) This one goes out to Shelob...

PashaDawg · #3 August 11th, 2004, 12:19 AM

Oh, and whoever is causing greater unrest in my Dominion... that's rude and an affront to the Lord of Spiders's sovereignty. Didn't your MAMA teach you any manners?

Aku · #4 August 11th, 2004, 12:26 AM

Well Pasha you have me at least as your peaceful neighbor. In regards to Pan I assume he has no choice since he is to your south trapped in that corner. But you never know either because I could say the same thing about Ryleh is going to attack me because he has troops on the border but we are on good terms. Hard to be certain with these kinds of things.

Pickles · #5 August 11th, 2004, 05:51 AM

My Ryleh troops on your border are looking a the water thinking hmm full of sea trolls I'm not going in there.
When I get enough guys with tridents they will poke them back into the sea

Pickles

Aku · #6 August 11th, 2004, 01:32 PM

Good to know that you have no hostile intentions. Easy to get a little paranoid when neighbors pop up all over lol.

Aku · #7 August 11th, 2004, 09:14 PM

new turn is up

PashaDawg · #8 August 11th, 2004, 09:22 PM

Alas the Carrion Pan Lord's filth has invaded the peaceful, fun-loving dominion of the GREAT SPIDER LORD!! The filth's inevitable DOOM and DESTRUCTION shall be swift. The mighty drums of our voodoo priests are beating the SACRED SMITE SONG. Fear not, we shall dash their hopes promptly and then retreat to our peaceful endeavors.

(How about an invasion from the Sea, GREAT LORD PICKLES? Have you no love for your voodoo bretheren? <blink, blink> Pretty-please-with-whipped-cream-and-gerkins-on-top...)