MP Game - Newbie Game (by Aku)

[Boron]

PashaDawg said:
The GREAT SPIDER LORD has taken his turn.

He is pleased to note that many enemy SPIES lost their lives. Beware.

The FETID PAN FILTH is building another HUGE undead army in its homeland for the GREAT SPIDER LORD to slaughter. All according to the SPIDER LORD's plan. The SECRET DOOM WEAPON shall be triggered soon. We just need a few more mindless undead to enter our GREAT DOMIONION to have the critical mass we require. All that will be left will be a stinking carrion SMEAR to dispose of.

The GREAT SPIDER LORD calls on all other PEACE LOVING DOMINIONS to abstain from purchasing items from the FETID PAN FILTH. You will simply fuel its war machine, and if Matchatka does not hold them back now, then you will all drown in the disgusting undead tidal wave.

LIES LIES LIES . The MIGHTY pan lady will be content with the machakan lands for a long while .
and pan cw is nothing to fear i would fear the growing out of control abysia and the caelum/arco alliance much more .

pangenea is only a minor concern especially since we are so sweet and peaceloving

[The Panther]

Boron said:
[LIES LIES LIES . The MIGHTY pan lady will be content with the machakan lands for a long while .
and pan cw is nothing to fear i would fear the growing out of control abysia and the caelum/arco alliance much more .

pangenea is only a minor concern especially since we are so sweet and peaceloving

I must agree with these concerns. Abysia seems to be doing quite good right now and the arco/caleum alliance, while neither seems as strong as Abysia, is cause for concern since together, they could rule the world! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

As for undead monsters of Pangaea being peaceloving and sweet? I doubt the (formerly) great spider lord of Machaka thinks this.

In the eyes of the dragon Smaug, the greatest lord of them all, the one and only true pretender, I would have to say that both the strange squids of R'lyeh and the sailors of Vanheim are FAR more peaceloving than the warmongering carrion filth of Pangaea!

Of course, this doesn't mean that we of the true faith will pass up a golden opportunity to trade in the market of those warmongering carrion beasts. Our beloved advisors have quietly informed your majesty that, due to the inexplicit total lack of earth gems in the greatest of all empires, Smaug will actually benefit from such trading.

However, were someone to offer a better deal than 25 nature gems for just one dwarven hammer, then we must reconsider using the Pangaea market.

And so, onward and upward!

[Aku]

With everyone saying I am doing quite good...is that why everyone wants an alliance with me?

I know you guys have probably seen my land mass with your spies. But don't worry I am in no rush to wage war on someone.

[Boron]

Aku said:
With everyone saying I am doing quite good...is that why everyone wants an alliance with me?

I know you guys have probably seen my land mass with your spies. But don't worry I am in no rush to wage war on someone.

sure . abysia is a good lategame nation

[PashaDawg]

Do I recall that Luke and his brother informed us a while back that they were not going to have access to their computer for a while? Something tells me that (but I am too lazy to read this whole threat).

Meanwhile, back into character:

[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] <frothing at the mouth> Panther's FECAL BLATHER lacks any resemblance of logical coherence. LORD SMAUG's pale attempts to usurp the rightful place of the GREAT SPIDER LORD makes even my spider mistress, FooAooTooCooHooIooCooKoo, laugh. Be gone, FOUL SMAUG, for you have NO power here. <cough, cough, froth, froth> AND HOW DARE YOU USE PAST TENSE TO REFER TO OUR GREATNESS??? Bah! Your pitiful dominion is but a sad ontological DINGLE-BERRY on the rear of MY GREATNESS. BOW DOWN... <froth froth… eyes bulging out… turning blue> [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Soon, my dogs will be lifting their legs to that STUPID TREE you just acquired. <froth, froth, blacking out from lack of oxygen> [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[PashaDawg]

LIES LIES LIES . The MIGHTY pan lady will be content with the machakan lands for a long while .
and pan cw is nothing to fear i would fear the growing out of control abysia and the caelum/arco alliance much more .

pangenea is only a minor concern especially since we are so sweet and peaceloving

SHAMELESS PROPAGANDA!! My spider mistress, FooAooTooCooHooIooCooKoo, targets you with her legendary acidic flatulence. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[PashaDawg]

Hey Guys:

We could use a few more players in a MP game on the Battlefield website if you are interested. I think we are all pretty much newbies in that game. Should be starting soon.

~ Pasha

[The Panther]

I guess I will enter that game as Atlantis. I will make a pretender, practice a bit, and upload by tommorrow night. It will be my first attempt in MP as a water nation.

[PashaDawg]

Sounds cool. It is possible that we might have 2 non-newbies in the game, but it will give us a chance to play with the BIG BOYS. (This game will technically be the replacement of the game in which the recent Norfleet incident occurred. Can you say "Brouhaha"? I think you can.)

[The Panther]

I finally got around to loading an avatar. I figure it will make my enemies run and hide with abject fear from now on!