AAR: The Caelum Confessional

[Calistas]

TURN 32

Turn Results
"...Spring hawks" x3
- My army lost its fight (oops, it had no wingless left!). Two mammoths die and so everyone fled. Bugger. Better go collect some more troops.
- Queeny won and discovers a plain of perpetual thingumy. Anyway, one fire gem a turn extra. It is a wasteland..
- I forgot to move research or my sage, grrr!!!

Empire Status
- 16 provinces
- Income 648 (T 412)

Turn Orders
- CHANGE research
- MOVE the astral sage (got a ton of pearls with these clams so empowering won't be too painful).
- Move army homewards.
- Ooh, sage is already at a lab.. and I have around 85 pearls! Lovely, Empowerment time!
- Queeny heads into North Sea Kaspus (again? I forget).
- A high seraph move the birdies to my castle to the east. He takes 3 mammoth, some wingless and a my 4 vampires too.
- Far north taskforce set up a fort.

Comments
I examine these hawks. They look like rubbish! Maybe they were a waste of SIXTY gems. Right now all I care about is Acashic Record, cos I've never used it. It sounds fun!

[Calistas]

TURN 33

Turn Results
"...Proclomation from Pythium" - Stupid legionnaires!
"...Research complete" - Construction 3
- Kaspus is mine! I think they all just ran from the scary Vampire. Funny as hell. Nice kelp forest there too.
- Disease again.. Damn. I move my army ALL the way home and will have to get me some food bags or something. Annoying.

Empire Status
- 17 provinces
- Income 683 (T 374)

Turn Orders
- Armies run home.
- Super sage makes a pendent of luck.. Queeny could do with one I figure.
- Queeny MOVES to Armavir, that nice rich port.
- 'Nother clam please.
- A sage makes some boots of iron strength. Maybe Queeny will enjoy stomping around in them.
- I order another horror helm. Anything for my girl!

Comments
Bloody disease! Roll on construction 6!

[Calistas]

TURN 34

Turn Results
"...Research Complete" - Construction 4
- Armavir is MINEEEEE
- Disease in Starko (home)! Arrggggg! OK, split the army up again! God damn it stop eating you bugger!

Empire Status
- 18 provinces
- Income 715 (T 742)

Turn Orders
- Order a temple where the new fort is
- I order a winged helm. I think 5 air will be good for queeny as I can get those air queen things I hear about.
- Queeny moves SE to the bridge of rushes. A bridge, made out of rushes? Sounds silly! But the gold doesn't!
- I order TWO endless bags of bloody wine. Pissed Mammoths, that's JUST what I want. Well, at least they won't be dying all over the show, although I think now most have various afflictions.
- I order three more of the buggers just for the fun of it.
- Two more sages should help.

Comments
Muddle along. That's the way. Good lad.

[Calistas]

Ahh! Good tips Boron! For more amusing reasing go here. I'm posting as PeterNZer and playing as Pythium.

I have Alteratoin 6 so I will get some lads sorted to go out indie-hunting next turn!

Peter

[Calistas]

TURN 35

Turn Results
"...Research Complete" - Construction 5, w00ty
"...Proclomation from Abysia!" - Hah, i've only lost one prophet!
"...Unexpected event Heavens Hold" - Plague
"...Unexpected event Heavens Hold" - Death gems. See, there's a method to my madness!
- Queeny kicks ***. And I don't know who named that province but WE SAW NO BRIDGE! I think it must be an adversiting ploy. Well, now it will just advertise DEATH and the arrival of Queeny, the blood suckingiest ***** around!

Empire Status
- 19 provinces
- Income 749 (T 392)

Turn Orders
- Queeny flies home for some R&R
- Another clam please. We like shellfish, what can I say!
- Armies and bags and horror helm (I'll give Queeny the other helm) head east to the other fort.
- I order up an anti-magic amulet for my darling.
- A seraph flies to north base to set up a lab. I will need lots of rubbish to cast false horror now. I also figure I might need some stuff to help them like barkskin amulets and whatnot. We'll see what Construction 6 brings us.
- I get two skeleton amulets on order. I figure a skeleton will give the baddies something to shoot at until my guys get off all their false horrors. I also order two command staff things with the added fireball (At no extra cost!) My leaders could do with being USEFUL!
- I order 2 bracers of protection. See above.
- Still got 261 research going on!

Comments
Ok, lets get these false horrors going. Give Queeny a bit more durability and get my army out and moving AGAIN and PROPERLY. At the same time, prepare for some Air Queeny things. Notice a theme?! Yes, I like queens! Say that out loud in some places and you can get beaten up I hear. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Calistas]

TURN 36

Turn Results
"...Proclomation from Man" - Who cares! I will bite thee!
"...Cursing in Starko" - Bloody witch! Queeny is there to deal to her!
"...tax boost in North Sea Kaspus"
"...Starvation in heavens hold" - AARRGG MORE BAGS THEN!

Empire Status
- 19 provinces
- Income 779 (T 826)

Turn Orders
- Queeny makes a Wraith Sword. They are dinky I hear. She can summon a bane lord I see but I'm not sure they are any good! Who knows! Maybe I will bother checking next turn.
- Another clam is ordered.
- Another Bag of Wine is created (3 leaders will be on patrol with that army, the prophet, a general and a wizzard (to control the birdies) so that's all I can take. It better do. I also hope moving the wine bags between two generals (Rather than being on one when they arrived in province) will alleviate the hunger).
- I equip queeny with the winged helm, the strength boots and the luck and antimagic amulets. I consider making earth boots but can't be bothered.
- I order 2 sages
- I order a lab up north
- I'm clearing 322 magic research. Next turn I will move some Seraphs around for some bLasting action. For now, lets rush to.. erm.. what was it? O yeah, construction 6!

Comments
Direction? Strategy? Never heard of it!

[Calistas]

TURN 37

Turn Results
"...Unruly Knights" - Bah, the dunwash is taken! Silly me, no PDs.

Empire Status
- 18 provinces
- Income 759 (T 830)

Turn Orders
- Kill kill kill! No unrest in my kingdom! Thats it.
- Queeny flies west to the water with her shiny new sword, hat, etc. She's excited. I can tell because she ate 5 virgin men today instead of her usual 3.
- Dunwash is right next to my new FED army. In Cromwell fashion I call it the New Model Army, but on recollection this is about the 4th time i've built it so it is the New New New Model Army. N3MA as I like to tell people. GO GET 'EM BOYS! Don't forget your rods! And dress up warm, there's a dear! (and the false horrors, hehehe. Good one magey!).
- I order another clam
- I send 3 seraphs north to my closest fort from home so they can false horror their way around the Nth and NE. At that fort I order some chaff.
- I order a missile of amulet protection for the north seraph who just finished a lab. He will join the other three in indie bashing.
- I order two more high seraphs
- I adjust research so I get construction 6 and continue with conjuration.

Comments
Tallyho!