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November 1st, 2004, 03:46 PM
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Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!
Dang I did not even think to copy and past!!! DOOH! 
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November 1st, 2004, 04:30 PM
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Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!
shiitet,i nearly peed myself reading this,ROFL,note to self,never bLast myself with tazor,msg recived and understood.lol
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November 1st, 2004, 05:43 PM
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Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!
Reminds me of the time I wanted to test my sister's mace. The spray kind, not the medivel metal kind. The canister was old, and likely didn't have enough pressure left to still be usefull. I wanted a small amount on a q-tip, to touch to my cheek, like I'd seen done on T.V. Couldn't get any out unless I sprayed it for real, and then, well the explanding cloud of spray made the answer clear enough for everyone within 10 feet. STAY AWAY
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November 1st, 2004, 05:53 PM
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Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!
ROFLMAO! I had a LT. when I was in mil. we went to "The GAS Chamber" for training...no prob! on the way back to base the Lt. was in his car when he pulled over and got out...he still had the same uniform on from the chamber so he GASSED himself.....Boy did we razz the HE*L out of him!  
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November 1st, 2004, 07:20 PM
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Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!
This is what you call a bad plan, Never plan on doing that.
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November 1st, 2004, 07:42 PM
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Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!
When I was reading this I was sure he was going to do it, but I really expected the end result to involve the cat more. Like zapping himself with the cat sitting in his lap. 
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November 2nd, 2004, 02:56 AM
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Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!
Yeah, that was spectacularly funny.
Hmm, this gives me an idea...
I'd better test my .44 mag ... lol
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