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Old November 1st, 2004, 05:53 PM
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ROFLMAO! I had a LT. when I was in mil. we went to "The GAS Chamber" for training...no prob! on the way back to base the Lt. was in his car when he pulled over and got out...he still had the same uniform on from the chamber so he GASSED himself.....Boy did we razz the HE*L out of him!
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This is what you call a bad plan, Never plan on doing that.
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Old November 1st, 2004, 07:42 PM
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Default Re: (OT) ZZZZZIIIIITTTT!!!!!

When I was reading this I was sure he was going to do it, but I really expected the end result to involve the cat more. Like zapping himself with the cat sitting in his lap.
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Yeah, that was spectacularly funny.
Hmm, this gives me an idea...
I'd better test my .44 mag ... lol
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I guess you don't need a license to buy one of those tasers...

The type of taser this person got seems to require you to put it right against someone. I'd never want to go up against a big attacker if I'm only armed with something like that which has no long range capability. Even a knife or a stick might be more useful. And if the other guy has a knife, forget about trying to disable him with a taser. I'll try running away!
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Old November 2nd, 2004, 03:23 PM
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Even with a Tazzer RUNNING is the second thing you do! Do not be a dummy and stand there and say "See what I can do!"
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