Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If:

[Captain Kwok]

26. You lose to Atrocities.

[Starhawk]

27: You list 26 after 26 has already been listed (sorry couldn't resist 0
28. You entire navy consists of fighters, no carriers no capital ships, just fighters.
29. You decide to test a starkiller weapon in your home system to see what happens.
30. Your people celebrate when the AI ministers put a bullet in your head.
31. Your ships hail you right out of space dock and go "Hey UP YOURS" before promptly firing a broadside into your pallace.
32. You actually USE AI ministers.
33. The biggest ship you build is a rowboat and worse still you actually launch it into space with a crew....but you forgot that pesk vaccum thingy and don't give your crew spacesuits. (very messy).
34. The name of your empire is "Suck it" (seen it done)

[Atrocities]

35. You not only loose to Atrocities, but you have lost first to Kwok and Starhawk.
36. You are convinced that DUC I is the best weapon in the game and the only weapon you will armor your ships with.
37. You believe armor is for weaklings.
38. Your empire motto is "Failure is the only option."
39. You gift all your colonyships to your enemy by mistake.
40. You surrender by accident to your enemy when you meant to refuse. (I have seen this done.)