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November 11th, 2004, 10:55 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
OOOOH.
41. You marry a Ketchup heiress for political funding hehehe. (sorry sorry it's just something that came to my thoughts for some reason)
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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November 11th, 2004, 11:37 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
42. You're me.  |
November 11th, 2004, 09:34 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
68. You give your entire empire to the enemy, simply "because they looked so cute and helpless".
69. The Phong enjoy eating your people for dinner, and you invite their ambassador (plus a few of his "personal guards" (aka, chefs specializing in preparing humans for dinner)) to dine with you, alone, in your private dining hall.
70. When neutron bombs are dropped on your homeworld, you order your ships to NOT attack, simply because you like the sizzling sound made when your people are vaporized.
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November 11th, 2004, 12:00 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
Quote:
Starhawk said:
OOOOH.
41. You marry a Ketchup heiress for political funding hehehe. (sorry sorry it's just something that came to my thoughts for some reason)
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November 11th, 2004, 12:07 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
Oh it was a joke  get over it.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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November 11th, 2004, 02:15 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
43. The AI controls your turn, and does a better job.
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November 11th, 2004, 05:13 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
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43. The AI controls your turn, and does a better job.
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ROFLMAO That was a good one. 
NO POLITICAL DEBATES  Jokes only, we all have a sense of humor so lets keep an open mind.
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November 11th, 2004, 11:11 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
Quote:
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OOOOH.
41. You marry a Ketchup heiress for political funding hehehe. (sorry sorry it's just something that came to my thoughts for some reason)
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For fairness:
Your initials are "GWB"
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November 11th, 2004, 11:24 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
71. If you win more battles when you forget to set your fleet strategies.
72. If you try to ram stars or warppoints in tactical combat.
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November 12th, 2004, 12:14 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
73. The only thing you are able do with your new warship is to scrap it.
74. You really think that there is enough room in the galaxy for two.
75. Your favourite strategy is called "Sitting duck".
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