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Old November 12th, 2004, 04:38 PM
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Here's an excuse to enter the trap then...
85. You send your ships into random storms "because that's their mission, isn't it? To explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and civilizations, explore uncharted anomalies?"
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Old November 12th, 2004, 05:34 PM
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Don't think that one really works. A spaceyard ship could be hiding in the storm, so it would then be a good idea to explore it.
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86. You suddenly realize that all of your most trusted advisors are true blonds (not just the hair color).
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87. You nuke your own home planet
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87 a. You nuke your own home planet by mistake
88. The Last thing you remember doing before you went to bed was alt ctrl del out of your game, and much to your surprise when you went to resume your game the next day there was no save game file.
89. You save your game but your computer deletes it out of shame.
90. You are barred from buying SE V.
91. You download SEIV off of the internet thinking your clever and then discover you downloaded 1.49.
92. You order your planet killing drones to attack one of your worlds whole by mistake.
93. You solve your rebellion problem by blowing up the wrong planet.
94. You blow up your own home system to prove to your enemies that you are a mean SOB and that they should not mess with you.
95. Your people refer to you as the Pimple on Gods ***.
96. You are invited to dinner on an allies home world and when you arrive you present them with a gas bill for your mileage.
97. Your Queen is also your Sister.
98. Your troops are so stupid that they are beaten in combat simply by placing a single vashing bomb in their path with the words "Pick Me Up" printed upon it which they all do one by one until there are none left. 'They have to be realllly dumb to fall for this one.'
99. You military leaders are all cross eyed and have failed first grade.
100. Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If you identify with five or more of these entries.
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101. You have never finished a game......ever. Because you always inevitably someone else's game over yours. (I've done this....every time.
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