You Might Be A Fat Emperor If: - Page 2

Strategia_In_Ultima · #1 January 20th, 2005, 05:33 PM

Oooh, I see.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #2 January 28th, 2005, 04:05 PM

AT, with regard to your first post... I've just head on the news: Two girls are sueing McDonalds for making them fat.

Hmm... I wonder if they play SEIV, I wonder if they read this post?

Strategia_In_Ultima · #3 February 3rd, 2005, 11:46 AM

One month later, you outweigh your own BattleMoon.

Another month later, you outweigh your own Command Carrier. (25MT)

And another month later, you outweigh your own Sphereworld.

Atrocities · #4 February 3rd, 2005, 04:25 PM

I was watching Fox news yestarday and they had an add about what lawyers are trying to do. It was an anti lawyer - fat lawsuite comerical and it gave a web page to go to. I do not remember the name. The fat content in my diet has altered my memorie so I am going to hire a lawyer and sue the fast food industry for making fat and stupid.

(I predicted that this would happen back in the 90's. I will predict more, but I do not want to give any one my ideas.

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Azselendor · #5 February 3rd, 2005, 06:05 PM

You might be a fat emperor if...

When you move into your palace, they have to knock down 2rd's of the building first.

You stared in Gulliver's travels prior to becoming an emperor

If you were the inspiration behind sphereworlds

That when you die, a black hole is formed.

Atrocities · #6 February 3rd, 2005, 09:47 PM

Buffet places call their banruptcy lawyers when they see you coming.
If you "fit" into the female love making catagory of "No F***ing Way!"
The last time someone pulled your finger a billion people died.
You must sleep standing up our of fear that if you laid down your subjects would cable you to the ground and let you starve to death.
If you are your own battle moon, and the planet killing beam is little more than you taking a leak and attempting to hit a planet.
If you have ever heard your mother say "Next time lift the rings will you!" after firing your battle moons anti planet yellow beam weapon.

Azselendor · #7 February 3rd, 2005, 10:12 PM

If you've ever formed your own nebulaes from eating too many beans
If several civilizations own their creation to your digestive track.
If Klingons have moved to Uranus

PvK · #8 February 4th, 2005, 09:03 PM

If you always win Space Food Empires...