The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Atrocities]

/me Cleans my gun.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

StrategiaInUltima said:
...NEWS FLASH

A large group of very rare Xiati/Cue-Cappa crossbreeds, of which none were supposed to exist after the Genological Riots, have complained about a disturbed psychotemporal quantum field near the Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut. Upon inspection, officials concluded that the restaurant had been replaced with a quantumchroniton illusion that functioned as the gateway between the material world and a pocket universe. Councillor Hackett, the councilman that ordered the investigation, demanded it be removed immediately, and the original Hut put back in its place.

When asked, Hackett stated that this occurence had nothing to do with his new Intragalactic Inc. TX-23 interplanetary sports car, or with the firebombing - which happened sometime later.

Growltigger Enterprises has generously offered to place tight security near the restaurant, if it ceded corporate control to GT Enterprises. When the hut proprietor, a mr. Huxtable, refused, another firebombing consumed the entire alcohol storage building next door, where the main ingredients for most of the establishment's drinks were kept.

GT Enterprises has refused to comment on this occurence.

The dimensional gate was Jack's, not mine. I just showed a recent news flash to the patrons in which a councilman had ordered the annihilation of the pocket universe and that had already happened, according to the news flash.

You see, Jack? Your pocket universe had already been demolished.
I'm sorry for you.

And AZ... I know the Hut is gone, too. I stated that the first shot from a quartairy PDC annihilated just about the entire fricking northern hemisphere.

[Jack Simth]

Star Death Drinks:
White Dwarf: Non-Alcholic, perfectly harmless; served cold. Otherwise known as water.
Nova: A bright, spiced yellow drink, small but powerful. Served hot.
Super Nova: A much bigger, bright, yellow drink, very alcholic. Served boiling.
Neutron Star: It's possible to remember starting and finishing this drink on the same day... but only just. Served cold. Attracts iron filings.
Black Hole: A black drink so named because the sheer amount of alchol ensures that nobody remembers finishing one if they take anything less than a day at it. Thermometers dissolve before a proper serving temperature can be taken.
Galactic Core: A very oversized Black Hole.

[RudyHuxtable]

All drink requests are honored at the Won-Ton, friends! Any concoction is capable of being produced by our experienced bartending staff (Bud and Nancy)!

New menu item:

Sub-Space Jello! In lime, cherry, peach, and strawberry. If you talk into it, others eating Sub-Space Jello can hear you! The true intergalactic cup n' string!

We also have live music every night, slide shows and a planetarium on Tuesdays, dancing in the rumba room nightly, and the multidimensional mathematics playground for people wanting to talk to their counterparts on other planes of existence. This is only the beginning of the entertainment.

The Won-Ton aims to please

-Rudy Huxtable,
Cosby Kid, Proprietor

[mac5732]

The stranger all dressed in long flowing black cape and large dark rimmed and tinted glasses, walks into this new establishment. He appears to be looking for a table in the cornor, finding none he proceeds to lower his aging anatamy onto a bar stool. he calls over the waiter and orders some scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, rye toast and a brewski,he then lounges back and proceeds to make notations on a stange looking pad with all kinds of blinking lights and flashing storbes. no rose bushes, no FBW, no Tribble wings.... and he contninues to write

[Randallw]

I wonder who else here has studied the Physics of Won-Ton burrito meals

[RudyHuxtable]

I started to, but the equations are very long and I just lose interest.

Basically, Won-Ton burritos are heavy, and fattening.

And here at the Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut, they're multidimensional, and come with a side of Pepto.

[Atrocities]

Hey I just checked out your bathroom. WHO SAID THE METHAIN BREATHERS COULD USE IT? That is just OMG sickening MAN!

[RudyHuxtable]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the updated Won-Ton Menu!

"Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut... an Evil Genocidal Ruler's Favorite!"

The house special:

Fried Won-Ton Violence

Favorite Dishes:

Sergetti Soup with Meatballs
Jraenar Stuffed with Deep-Fried EEE
Praetorian Burritos
Praetorian Fries
Xiati Bread
Deep Fried Krill
General Vaughn Chicken
EEE Nuggets (for copyright reasons, they aren't McNuggets, but they're made the same way)
Crispy Xi'Chung
Jraenar Steak
CHEESE
Feel the Force Galaxy gasser chili
OMG - Make way - Barium Burrito
WTF Did I Just Eat - Baby Gagers
Sudden Bathroom Alarm - Greesy Something
Whoop-*** (small whoopings or monster beatings available)
Won-Ton Burritos, with a side of Pepto
Sub-Space Jello (choice of flavors)
Phong Dogs
Fried Cryslonite Twinkies
Fruit Salad
EEE shakes
EEE on a stick for AT, and a cajun seasoned variation.
French Fries (cooked in Toltayan Summer Oil for reduced trans-fat content)

Drinks:
Coca-Cola
Dr. Pepper
Sprite

Coffee

tEEE (get it? GET IT?!)

Orange Juice (not from oranges. It's just orange for some reason)

Alcoholic Beverages:
White Dwarf
Nova
Super Nova
Neutron Star
Black Hole
Galactic Core

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

OK... but how pneumatic are they (the FBWs)?

(Pneumatic as in the year 649 After Ford. Those who know what I'm talking about will know what I'm talking about.)