The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[RudyHuxtable]

I'd like to address for our patrons the recent threats being issued against the WTVTOH:

I have tracked down the large robot that posted that crude note on the door. It has been dismantled and reassembled as the new jukebox in the corner! Let's have a big hand for the Growltigger Enterprises engineers who built such a great multipurpose robot. Who knew it could spew out hours of Johnny Cash and be intimidating at the same time? Just don't say it has pencil legs. That hurts its feeling.

Also, I've just finished installing new force fields that can detect explosions as they occur. The force fields throw a bubble around the explosion to contain it as it begins, isolating it from the rest of the room.


It would also appear there has been some dirty dealings lately and the Forum Chat Bar and Grill has been playing a key role in customer unrest. I've hired the galaxy's most competent hacker, Silky DrawZ, to do some investigating into the FCB&G's accounting practices, among other things. Fear not, loyal patrons of the WTVTOH, you are safe here within these hallowed walls... that is, unless you order our new cocktail:

The Alka-Aaron Hall-ick

Don't ask what's in it. Just drink it! First round is on the house!

Stay groovy, spacerz!


Rudy Huxtable
Cosby Kid and Proprietor

The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut