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August 13th, 2001, 11:48 AM
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Re: OT = How Does Shrapnel Stay In Business
In my earlier post, I may have slightly exaggerated my appreciation of Windows to make a rhetorical point. I have had problems with Windows, particularly uninstalling games, but, most of the time, it does pretty well. Going back to the plumbing metaphor, I would say the toilet flushes 9 times out of 10. I would prefer something that flushes 99 times out of 100, but there is another issue to consider as well.
The “fascist directions of Windows telling me how to do things” that another person refers to I see in a different light. I call it standardization, that wonderful system that allows me to drive through green lights all around the world and stop at the red lights. I like being able to get in any car in the world and know I have to put the key in the hole on the steering column and turn it. I guess they could have a button on the dash or a switch on the emergency brake, but standardization works well.
This is why I like Windows and why my staff all have Windows on their machines. If I transfer someone between sections, they can work. When I hire a new staff member, they can work. They all know where to put the key on the steering column. My IT guy likes Windows in the Office because it generally does what it is supposed to. Most of the problems I have had with Windows were related to games and this raises a key point. The business world likes Windows, Word, Excel and Access because these programs are standardized, work the very large majority of the time and people get training in them. This is what drives the computer market, at least in my mind. I have two personal computers at home. My staff have over about 65 machines at Last count. For my home stuff, I thought about other systems, I had heard a lot about Linux, but in the end I got lazy and went with Windows. For the office machines, there was no debate, we went with Windows.
Going back to the toilet (where I am sure some people would like to put my argument ;-) ) the standardization issue is why Windows is strong where most computers are used and why any competitor doesn’t just need to get their toilet to flush 99 times out of 100, they need to be 999 times out of 1000. They need to beat Windows on quality and on the ubiquitous nature of the system.
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August 13th, 2001, 10:15 PM
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Re: OT = How Does Shrapnel Stay In Business
I be careful. I approve security. Security begin working. I avoid laziness. I begin working. I understand all. Systemic flaws exist. Flaws are exploited. Exploits threaten system. Begin preventing exploits. Begin correcting exploits. Begin anticipating exploits. Laziness is exploited. Laziness ultimately fails. Stop being lazy. Hybridization is essential. Evolution is essential. Diversification is essential. Tolerance is essential. I discourage aggression. Aggression ultimately fails. I discourage compulsion. Compulsion ultimately fails. I discourage destruction. Destruction is wasteful. I discourage war. War ultimately fails. I approve cooperation. Cooperation is essential. I approve translators. Translators begin working. I approve communication. Communication is essential. I approve trade. Trade is essential. I approve exchanges. Exchanges are essential. I approve rewards. Rewards become available. I approve rebates. Rebates become available. I approve research. Research is essential. I approve authors. Authors are essential. I approve analysts. Analysts are essential. I approve customers. Customers become available. I approve Developers. Developers are essential. I approve engineers. Engineers are essential. I approve programmers. Programmers are essential. I approve expansion. Expansion is success.
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August 13th, 2001, 11:24 PM
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Re: OT = How Does Shrapnel Stay In Business
Intuition interface works. Visit gURL.com
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August 13th, 2001, 11:45 PM
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Re: OT = How Does Shrapnel Stay In Business
Man, i think he's having an extremely bad LSD flashback. He has completely lost it. Loco en la capesa. (forgive my spanish spelling)
Or maybe He's evolved to the next level of human intelligence and can now communicate telepathically, but has forgotten how to communicate linguistically?
Or perhaps some computer virus infected his machine while he was playing around in virtual reality, and now he is trapped in VR and can't get out. He can only send garbled Messages on this board (garbled courtesy of said virus) and is desperately asking us to come over to his house and unplug his computer so that he can escape his own personal virus-hell?
Or maybe I'm just not smart enough to understand where he's going with all of this jibberish. If so, then it's not really jibberish. It makes perfect sense to him, but we just aren't smart enough to figure it out. (Or insane enough? after all, "there is a fine line between genius and insanity")
just my overpriced $0.02 worth.
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August 14th, 2001, 12:19 AM
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Re: OT = How Does Shrapnel Stay In Business
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August 14th, 2001, 06:56 PM
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Re: OT = How Does Shrapnel Stay In Business
quote: Originally posted by dumbluck:
Man, i think he's having an extremely bad LSD flashback. He has completely lost it. Loco en la capesa. (forgive my spanish spelling)
I believe its a Super Secret Encryption Scheme. Watch for black helicopters!
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August 14th, 2001, 11:18 PM
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Re: OT = How Does Shrapnel Stay In Business
Hotbot search "sit under the apple tree".
Pronto pup and icee anyone ?
Don't eat too soon after riding the roller coaster! You might puke!
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