The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

I think Brick won't like your taking Phong Phries... and btw they're on the children's menu.

No, I was thinking more, like, clone, say, Hilary Swank and get her to be GM. Would also cut down on costs as she wouldn't need a bodyguard if she gets harassed. And she'd be an excellent asset in a possible future war between the Hut and the B&G. (The Second Bar War - BWII. BWI was already terrible, BWII will be even worse. I suspect carnage everywhere. Not to think about BWIII... Man I can't even imagine what weapons will be used to decide the BWIII, though I do know that BWIV will be fought with rocks and sticks... who am I (almost) quoting here? Those who know get a free Dimensional Rupture! (stabilizers included))

[RudyHuxtable]

Okay so anticipating Bar War II, I hear one yay for Hilary Swank.

I'm a fan of Salma Hayek myself. Sexy accent, ample "assets" on both ends, and short. I like em short. I sent her an email an hour ago.

Any other female requests? I'll try to get Hil and Salma to work together... scantily of course.