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June 23rd, 2005, 08:51 PM
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Re: Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...
Han Solo is a redneck?
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June 23rd, 2005, 11:02 PM
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Re: Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...
41. Your Varmint rifle has an eletronic scope and night vision
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June 25th, 2005, 06:36 PM
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Re: Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
42. you forsake your Jedi robes for a pair of blue jeans, a baseball cap, and a pod racing t-shirt.
43. force powers means never having to look for the remote control again.
44. you have a mullet that isn't made of tentacles.
45. one of your force powers is spitting tobacco over really long distances.
46. while blasters might be too random, a bow and arrows with a stick of dynamite never fails to find its mark.
47. you find storm trooper helmets make mighty fine spit buckets.
48. your x-wing has bumper stickers.
49. one or more of the parts or your x-wing are held on by duct tape.
50. you refer to the Death Star's primary weapon as the super varmit gun.
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June 25th, 2005, 07:45 PM
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Re: Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...
51. You hunt womp rats.
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June 26th, 2005, 12:58 AM
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Re: Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...
Quote:
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51. You hunt womp rats.
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June 29th, 2005, 02:36 AM
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June 29th, 2005, 08:42 AM
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Re: Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...
"Bad jedi policy no sex was!" - Yoda Upon learning that lack of noogie drove Anikin to marry Padme, have sex, concieve children, and hide this from the order in order to remain a Jedi. "If only the Jedi were allowed to have sex then perhaps none of this would have ever happened Master." - Obi Won
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