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July 25th, 2005, 02:16 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
Do I look like someone who cares about light bulbs? Now trainspotting... that's another thing altogether.
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July 25th, 2005, 02:22 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
Am I the only one who questions Renegade's ability to change a lightbulb?!
Come on, everybody knows a lightbulb must always be changed by authorized personel.
Personally I would use women with mini miniskirts and a ladder... 
Edit: Women qualified to change a lightbulb of course.
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July 25th, 2005, 02:41 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
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Come on, everybody knows a lightbulb must always be changed by authorized personel.
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You misspelled "personnel". You needed another 'n'.
Your friendly neighborhood spelling/grammar nazi reporting for duty 
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Slynky said:7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
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July 25th, 2005, 02:47 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
Timstone: you are expected to spell verbs the -ise way, hence authorise and not that authorize abomination.
This message was brought to you by the British Spelling Union for Lazy People (not sure if a verb can be spelt with -ize? Just put -ise all the time, and all shall be fine!).
And Douglas, you misspelled light bulb "lightblub". Don't you have any shame?  |
July 25th, 2005, 02:55 PM
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Candles are the way forward!
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July 25th, 2005, 03:00 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
Candles are indeed the way forward... to the heart of women. Hehe... And don't forget potato lambs.
All those grammar errors and I didn't even notice, I love you spelling/grammar nazi's. You guys are great!
Hmm... Giving compliments wasn't in the list now was it? This makes the list even longer. Hehe.
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Forgot the lightbulb.
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July 25th, 2005, 03:01 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
*slaps forehead and wanders off muttering, "What have I DONE?"*
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July 25th, 2005, 02:41 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
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Personally I would use women with mini miniskirts and a ladder...
Edit: Women qualified to change a lightbulb of course.
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Isn't wearing a miniskirt and standing on a ladder all the qualifications she would need? 
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July 25th, 2005, 02:44 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
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Isn't wearing a miniskirt and standing on a ladder all the qualifications she would need?
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July 25th, 2005, 06:15 PM
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Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"
This really has been posted here before. 
Check out post #148620 - 02/24/04 03:24 PM by Loser on the "Jokes and Riddles Centre".
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