OT: Good quotes

[Randallw]

"Don't worry men, they couldn't hit an elephant at this..."

last words of a US officer.

Some more Churchill.

Lady MP "If you were my Husband sir, I would poison you"
Churchill "If you were my Wife I'd drink it"

Lady MP "You sir are drunk!"
Churchill "And you're ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning"

[Atrocities]

"This is my BOOOM Stick!"
'Yup fella's, you left your back door wide open on that one!"

"Its right here plain as purple crayon!"

"Where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars! Do you see any flying cars?" - Unknown but sounded like 'Sisko - DS9'

[dogscoff]

From "Sean of the Dead", one of the finest films ever made:

"You want to put your lives into the hands of this man, a man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and impenetrable fortress are one and the same?"

[Jack Simth]

Atrocities said:"Where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars! Do you see any flying cars?" - Unknown but sounded like 'Sisko - DS9'

I remember seeing that - it was on a commercial, with the actor that played Sisko - for computers, I think.

"Until now, I didn't think it was possible for someone to force me into being trustworthy." Sam Starfall

[Loser]

Jack Simth said:

I remember seeing that - it was on a commercial, with the actor that played Sisko - for computers, I think.

sigh
No one remembers Hawk.