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Old November 2nd, 2005, 08:42 PM
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Default Re: Revoltingly OT: Size of your colon

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EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro said:
Infomercials in Ireland? The terrorists have already won!
Ah, don't worry. I'm in Canada visiting my folks. Hence the jetlag. I figured it probably wasn't physically possible for someone to have that much crap (pardon the pun) sitting inside them. But I tells ya, this infomercial was something else. It was set up like a panel show, where the two hosts grill the guest on various aspects of their platform, except unlike decent panel shows where the guest actually gets grilled, every single question the 'hosts' asked was obviously designed to make yet another statement as to the wonderousness of his new product, with absolutely no follow up.
Host: "But is it safe?"
Guest: "It's perfectly safe."
Host: "Amazing. And how does it work again?"

And the funniest thing? The guest used the 'fact' that his kids had bigger, thicker and longer faeces that his. In his own words, his 5 year old was expelling something the 'length and thickness' of the guests arm, and this was taken as evidence that there was something wrong with the guest's digestive tract. Now I don't know about you but if I had a five year old that was dumping logs the size and thickness of my arm, I'd be more concerned about the state of his digestive tract than my own.

And what's this sicko doing poking through his kids poo anyway?
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