Did Elvis Commit Suicide?

[troopie]

Elvis is alive. He is retired and living in Hawaii, after a second career as a convenience store inspector.

troopie

[Terrement]

Not only did Elvis not commit suicide, he went into the witness protection program. Since someone of his public stature couldn't just disappear, they needed a plausibile cover (his death) story. He still shows up from time to time (Elvis sightings) hiding in plain sight since everyone knows that no one really sees him - since he's dead...

And by the way, he is the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby...

[Kamog]

Of course he's alive. Haven't you seen the news?

[theenemy]

actually, Elvis died in a toilet while taking a dump.