Crazy Game - Started

Jurri · #1 May 24th, 2006, 09:34 AM

So everybody claims they are harmless and weak? Where are the cojones? Is there not a single a Crushinator from Hell among us? Well, Pasha is... So all the rest of us are but peanuts waiting for the Pasha-hammer (or Pashammer) to fall!

Wait, Steerpike and shovah haven't yet claimed weakness. Are you guys man enough to proclaim out loud how tough and ruthless you are?

Alneyan · #2 May 24th, 2006, 10:01 AM

I can back up my claims, unlike the rest of you: I got slaughtered by indies *again*. *Sighs* I told ya Pasha, I really should have gone with Pythium instead.

shovah · #3 May 24th, 2006, 10:03 AM

well seeing as practically every mp dom game ive played ive been crushed (apart from one blitz vrs mork) i dont think i have the right to proclaim my strength. however i am rather loud and ruthless (in a good way)

Jurri · #4 May 24th, 2006, 10:32 AM

You don't punctuate either, which is very ruthless, so you get a pass

Alneyan, are you saying you *wouldn't* be slaughtered by indies if you were driving Pythium? What gall! Certainly that's the most positive affirmation of one's own strength yet!

Well, in the land of marshmallows the gummibear is the king, so maybe there's still hope for me! As long as I stay away from Alneyan, that is.

shovah · #5 May 24th, 2006, 10:59 AM

dude his mages can go underwater and bring guys with them, we are gona be owned (unless you cast sea of ice with about 200 gems

then only some people can reach our peaceful, fishy domain.

Alneyan · #6 May 24th, 2006, 11:24 AM

Actually, regardless of the state of the world, we can always Cloud Trapeze you back to the Stone Age, when you dwelt on your little star far away from here.

Jurri, all I'm saying is that I could actually take provinces last time I played Pythium. Okay, so it was my first time too, but still. I seem to recall this particular game involved Pasha too.

PashaDawg · #7 May 24th, 2006, 07:16 PM

Just waiting on Machaka, and then we host!

PashaDawg · #8 May 24th, 2006, 07:31 PM

I certainly have made no claims of being weak. In fact, I bragged about squishing Jurri in numerous 1x1 games. (The veracity of my statement is irrelevant. It's the feeling that counts.)

Nah... BEWARE you sniveling turdballs. You are all dingleberries on the hind end of my Pretender's prized guard poodle, Sunshine.

My pretender is the Malevolent Mean Mama Pasha of Arcoscephale (M.M.M.P.A.)! Repeat after me... "MMMPA". You hear that? "MMMPA!" Yes! That's the sound of y'all's doom! "MMMPA!"

Her Malevolence shall tear y'all into tender little morsels and feed ya slowly and lovingly (and wrathfully) to her beloved Sunshine, who spends most of his time napping on a beautiful satin cushion with lace trim. But, don't arouse his vigor! He's lightning fast and soon you'll find his teeth around your ankle. (He has poisoned, armor piercing teeth. Nasty!)

MMMPA!