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Old June 4th, 2006, 10:46 AM
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Default Re: Turn 18

Well, I might make it to turn 20 still.

Somehow, I knew taking a Rainbow Pretender was so not a good idea, and I should have stuck with the tried-and-true SC. That, and my difficulties in taking indie provinces didn't help much.

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Old June 4th, 2006, 12:17 PM
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Default R\'lyeh & Atlantis

Ugh! It shocks the conscience how R'lyeh and Atlantis so easily direct their Water Foul venom at Pasha Mama, when THEY STARTED IT! Disgusting. Foul! Terrible! Terrible! Terrible! Have you no sense of common decency?

(Too bad I don't speak French. This stuff sounds really good in French.)
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hate to break it to you but Pasha Mama is so big that it dosnt matter where we direct our 'venom'. Its gona hit her anyway.
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Old June 4th, 2006, 12:36 PM
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Default Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis

How can you say that? How? HOOOOOOOOWWWWW???? What are you... some teenage redcoat or something?
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Old June 4th, 2006, 12:43 PM
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Default Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis

I honestly have to say I can't see this "big pasha mama" that you are all talking about. Granted, I have a mountain range separating me from the view to the north. So she can't be THAT big. Unless she's laying down alot, maybe she's full and ate too much?!?
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Default Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis

no, pasha told me shes stomping enemies to lose weight. chances are she put her foot down too hard and got stuck.
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Old June 4th, 2006, 01:20 PM
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Default Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis

Listen Weener-Clown!!

Pasha Mama don't like you dis'n her about her size. She's been working mighty hard to get the weight issue under control because she wants to slip into her tight hyrda-leather pants and high heeled winged shoes for the psycho party where she tears you to pieces and feeds you to her attack poodle, Sunshine. She'll be a flyin’, leather-pants wearin’, topless BIG Pasha Mama droppin’ hard onto yo’ head. BOOOM! BAMM! SMUSH!!! Trust me. You'll feel the GRAVITY of the moment.

You should know that our spy network stole one of your socks, and Sunshine’s been sniffing it. Yup. He knows your scent now. Sniff sniff! He keeps the sock under his little satin cushion. When he gets close and catches your scent, BOOM, he’ll bolt for your ankle... ZAMM!!!! K'POW!!!! His poisonous teeth will sink at least a whole 0.5 cm into your doomed flesh. Zowie! That will sting!

MMMPA, Babe! MMMPA!

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