Crazy Game - Started

PashaDawg · #1 June 16th, 2006, 07:41 PM

Lies! The Jotun Giants have been a major deterrent against the Wicked Weener invading the northern and north central coastlines. The fact that you have not dared start a war with him is proof that the Jotun policy of Wicked Weener Containment (WWC) is succeeding!!

Steerpike · #2 June 17th, 2006, 02:28 AM

Machaka is a very very violent Nation, full of madmen and fools. I pity the honest man trying to make his way in that oppressed land.

I pity them so much that Im sending a few revellers and dryads to cheer them up. We will dance and frollick till the dawns light warms our hairy backs.

Pike

PashaDawg · #3 June 17th, 2006, 08:58 AM

Turn 32 is out.

Deadline is Sunday night at 9pm Boston Time, assuming that shovah is back by then.

Pasha

lebarjack · #4 June 18th, 2006, 05:27 AM

We, kind giants of Jotunheim, can't imagine who may have any grievance with us. Our peaceful people never attacked anybody (apart from Caelum, but our scout took his for a big chicken and realized his mistake far too late).
Our jolly giants write poetry or grow flowers in our sacred wasteland all day long. We really despise war...

PashaDawg · #5 June 18th, 2006, 02:12 PM

Turn 33 is out.

Deadline is Monday at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Jurri · #6 June 19th, 2006, 08:39 AM

A small eulogy for a worthy foe:
Rest in peace, Ygorl the Moloch, you deserved to die a lot sooner. Soon, after a Wyrmly digestive cycle you'll be but a pile of turd, that you always were: some things never change! Wyrm eats Moloch, shark eats bear, I beat you, the cycle of nature goes forever on. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon25.gif[/img]

Momma Pasha, you wanna be next? All of a sudden a place on the menu freed up; no more can you hide behind the glorified bat with your taunts and insults.

Ygorl · #7 June 19th, 2006, 12:09 PM

I guess you teleported in at the last second, eh?

Too bad; now I won't get to wear the Wyrm-busting gear that I built this turn!
Ah, well...
And, I expect you'll be dominion-killing me? That would make the cycle you mention especially poetic...

PashaDawg · #8 June 19th, 2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Jurri said:
Momma Pasha, you wanna be next? All of a sudden a place on the menu freed up; no more can you hide behind the glorified bat with your taunts and insults.

Bah! It amazes me how such fecal blather gushes from both of your mouths! Your actions and threats prove the urgency for all Land Nations to unite and flush you back to the sea. It is unfortunate that Ulm's lands are now soooo Fouled by you. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] You're toxic FILTH. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] The unfortunate folk of the Ulmish Plains deserve our help!