Desert Eye (running)

Ichtarian · #1 December 26th, 2006, 02:47 PM

The priest was a spy like so many other spies you send within our terrotitories. We are not so foolish as to not at least know what our neighbors are up to. You have occupied this land of our fathers because we willed it and for no other reason. There can still be peace but that will be up to you.

(I liked the turning purple thing...made me chuckle)

Strages Sanctus · #2 December 26th, 2006, 03:06 PM

We will have to ponder the implications of such brazen "espionage". Sending unstealthy men of the cloth as spies is bizarre to say the least; and they call us insane?

Certainly in our lands the sending of a single lobo guard to its slaughter is called 'testing the waters'. It usually results in the lobo guard being eaten by various creatures of the sea. But at least then we know what to expect in that sea and can prepare for our attack on the next changing of the tide.

Ichtarian · #3 December 26th, 2006, 03:31 PM

Yes...our council mistakenly sent a non stealth priest instead of a stealthy monk...the head of the council has been ceremoniously whipped with a wet noodle.

solo · #4 December 26th, 2006, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Ichtarian said:
Yes...our council mistakenly sent a non stealth priest instead of a stealthy monk...the head of the council has been ceremoniously whipped with a wet noodle.

Better make that 2 wet noodles, the second for your martyred priest in the lands of Jotun!

I didn't mind at all. Keep sending more in.

Strages Sanctus · #5 December 26th, 2006, 11:56 PM

The spawn from beyond the gate have suggested we accept your explanation at face value.

What value a human's face has is anyone's guess but the squiggly tentacled things from beyond sanity are not to be questioned.

<fades to mottled periwinkle>
<waves tentacles>

Strages Sanctus · #6 December 27th, 2006, 05:42 AM

Well it should be clear to all that Man's word is not worth the wrappings on a corpse.

Do no try and call a 200+ man army taking over our provinces as "spying".

"There can still be peace it is up to you"
Utter lies and treachery.

<blossom radiant crimson>
<writhing tentacles>

CharonJr · #7 December 27th, 2006, 07:24 PM

Ah, I think I don't feel that much better that the Jotun spy my defenders caught was really "just" a spy and not a priest, but well, at least he was not a priest...

Malefix, the burning one...