OT: Which Discworld character are you?

[MrToxin]

Randallw said:
I wouldn't have minded Death actually. I like the quote he had from Hogfather.

"YOU HAVE TO START OUT WITH THE SMALL LIES, SO YOU CAN HANDLE THE BIG ONES. LIKE JUSTICE AND MERCY"
"Bu they're not the same thing"
"REALLY.TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER, THEN SIEVE IT WITH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY, AND YET YOU HUMANS GO ABOUT AS IF THESE THINGS EXIST"
"Yes, but you have to believe those things or what's the point"
"EXACTLY"

NO, IT ISN'T FAIR. THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.