C'tis now formally begins heckling the pathetic pink skinned things that carry the banner of Pythium.
Take your pathetic diseased remnants of what you seemed convinced was an army back over our borders. We thank you for reducing our upkeep costs by whacking some of our rather useless militia.
Don't you be saying C'tis started it - all we did was bring you our patented "taste'o'swamp".
The world erupts in war as the Pythium - Ctis War (known colloquially in some circles as the 'Great Angel Mud-Wrestle-athon') rages on, and the Argatha-Ulm war ('Black Knights in the Underdark') getting started in earnest.
The game is still going, it's on turn 66. There are still four players left (Ulm, Ctis, Argatha, and Pythium). I am in the lead as far as victory points, yay!
Pythium and C'tis have very effectively crippled each other in a long and increasingly pointless campaign. Neither has been able to land a killer blow - unsuprising in mud wrestling. The mud isn't deep enough to drown anything, except our chances of winning the game.
When I re-read this I thought there was a risk that some people would think I wasn't enjoying myself