OT: Where can I download a Virus or three?

[Suicide Junkie]

Azselendor said:
I've heard of that, the hacker was doing as an experiment to demonstrate to people how insecure their systems were.

I have a story about this one guy who called the help line, complaining that his internet was slow.
He had gobs of ports active, and must have been swamped with spyware, viruses and junk...
But his techie "friend" had secured the system, so there was no way he could be infected with stuff...

It got escalated, of course, and half an hour later the boss came downstairs to relate the story.
Even after printing a test page remotely, he dosen't believe he's got any problems...
Sorry, you're beyond help until you get out of the denial stage.