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August 4th, 2007, 02:12 AM
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Re: C\'tis, going ... going ......
Yeah, Niefelheim had some well equipped SCs running around at one time. They mostly work for Pangaea now. Must be those naked maeneds in the battlefield. Just too much for the Jarls to resist.
I'm castrating them all from now on.
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August 4th, 2007, 11:28 AM
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Re: C\'tis, going ... going ......
Tir na N'og, my offer to accept all of your gems will expire this turn. This may be your last chance to part with them, so send them to me quickly, please!
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August 4th, 2007, 12:24 PM
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Re: C\'tis, going ... going ......
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Lingchih said:
Yeah, Niefelheim had some well equipped SCs running around at one time. They mostly work for Pangaea now. Must be those naked maeneds in the battlefield. Just too much for the Jarls to resist.
I'm castrating them all from now on.
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Well Neifelheim had some okay-equipped thugs at one time. It's amazing Pan used charm as main strategy and lasted this long against the mighty double-blessing giants.
Talking about which I might charm a few barbarians myself next turn.
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August 4th, 2007, 07:29 PM
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Re: C\'tis, going ... going ......
To paraphrase, "Lingchih sucks at this game". Guilty as charged.
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August 10th, 2007, 02:38 AM
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Rape of Mother Earth
To those who steal the lifeblood of Gaia for their own nefarious purposes: The Barbarian Hoards of Ulm are aware of your vile existence and are coming soon to end it.
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August 13th, 2007, 03:23 PM
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Brave Ctis
Hail C'tis, the brave nation that fights against the dark evil of Helheim! I would like to know the best way to help you - it seems that to help you defend against evil I must trample on your ancestral lands. But, I have been attacked by Helheim's numerous longdead riders several times now, and I wish to strike back against this grave threat with you.
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August 14th, 2007, 03:12 AM
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Re: Shattered Ctis
C'tis is a broken shell of itself. Bled dry by a misguided venture into the sea and then economically crippled by ghost riders and werewolves C'tis has now suffered the loss of her pretender. One army destroyed by a combination of Curse of Stones and Wrathful Skies and a second routs around its god when facing a bunch of Earth Elementals, rather pathetic really.
The sauromancers of C'tis fade back into history (rather abruptly  ) with only the slightest remnant of pride when observing the diseased, cursed and horror marked god of Helheim.
C'tis has been set to AI.
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August 18th, 2007, 12:08 AM
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Hail Atlantis
The mighty giants of Niefelheim, having become bored of their war with Pangaea, have launched a new campaign against the slimy, good for nothing pawns of Atlantis.
In our first glorious battle... we got our asses kicked. Wish my scout had told me about all the ghosts. Oh well, one of my Jarls won the death match anyway. Not that anyone but C'tis decided to come to it. It will give the scribes something good to write about:
Neifelheim Times, page 1 story:
"Hjlprek wins the Death Match. Becomes new Champion of the World!"
page 16 story:
"Niefelheim armies suffer slight setback in war with Atlantis"
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