Sophistry - (Finished) Winner DrPraetorious!

[Velusion]

BigDisAwesome said:

Stop spinning Velusion!

I can't stop spinning in disgust at Coobie (Abysia's) desicrations of NAPs.

I know... If I just talk it out, all the anger will eventually go away (say in a month or so).

[FAJ]

I will be going on vacation in a week. Unless a sub wants to take over for 6-7 days, I will set myself AI on saturday.

[Lingchih]

The ancient city of Atlantis is about to fall to the evil, mindless hordes of R'lyeh. There seems little hope of defense. Mighty Azathoth will take his revenge as long as he lives (we woke him all the way up now, so watch out), but the seas will eventually be controlled by R'lyeh. The Arcane Nexus will be sure to follow.

Not that the rest of you nations need worry too much (except for perhaps Oceania). I believe his worthless little flippered bugs are useless on land. But when you look to the sea, say a blessing for brave Atlantis, who strove to remove his evil from the world.

(Actually, Azathoth is pretty evil too, but different. He's a good sort of evil, you know?)

[Jazzepi]

Azathoth wants to eat your children! Thank Ry'leh for crushing his empire and helping to rid the world of his influence

Jazzpei

[Sandman]

T'ir Na Nog is certainly giving Ermor quite a fight...

[Jazzepi]

Oceanian recently ended our NAP and now is massing troops on our borders. We do not have scouts in the eastern part of the world, but all those who border him please contact us. We dislike being under siege by two nations at once.

Jazzepi

[Sensori]

Heh, Saint_Dude really overestimated the power of Pangaean chaff versus Helheim, not to mention that he really botched the element of surprise and totally crushed any chances of victory with the stale turns. I still say that it's impossible to win this war. Hell, the only way to even win a fight is to just sit there and wait for Helheim to attack, and that's not a very good offensive strategy, and only works to a point.

You know, inability to recruit Pans or any troops unless you get lucky with events isn't a good thing when you're supposed to try to win a damn war. I still wonder how you, Saint_Dude, even thought you could've won this thing, unless the aim was to just get killed fast by staling while Helheim takes everything over.

I should do what Velusion asked me to do and turn this nation AI. ;p Especially now that my job is done, I slowed down Helheim, harr harr!

(RANTING IS OVAR)