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March 21st, 2008, 05:58 PM
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Re: gulp
*laughs from the grave*
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March 21st, 2008, 07:08 PM
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Re: gulp
Who dares to speak the name of the goddess of Agartha the Great loudly!? Only the Stone Oracles have the right to do so! But the things you, Phytium, said in correlaiton with Her, would honor a Stone Oracle. OR ARE YOU SAYING THAT HELENA, THE ONE, THE ONLY TRUE, IS THE GODESS OF THE VAN SCUM? EXPLAIN YOURSELF! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] Indeed over such matters wars are fought!
And Agartha the Great heard rumors, that other nations than the van scum are in possession of sacred earth gems, mining them out of the heart of mother earth itself. We command every nations to stop this sacrilege at once and send all their earth gems to Agartha immediatley! Only vassal states as C'tis, Jotunheim and Eriu have the right to hold up to 15 earth gems!
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March 21st, 2008, 08:50 PM
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Re: gulp
We, the Council of Ermor, have a whole bunch of earth gems. But they just fell out of the sky... we didn't mine them.
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March 22nd, 2008, 06:36 PM
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Panakeia
Panakeia, the Goddess of Healing, divine ruler of things that grow, and akin to Nature herself, has declared spiders to be anathema. And Panakeia is happy to report that no Black Hunter Spiders shall be seen in the world henceforth.
The breeding ground of the Black Hunter spiders is under the guidance of Panakeia, and more wonderful creatures it shall now produce.
The Foul Being worshiped by the misguided Machakians has been vanquished, and the misguided are now being brought to the Light.
A dreamer's images of the evil Black Hunter spiders has been captured by magical means.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNNeG4RcQnM
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March 22nd, 2008, 10:15 PM
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Another announcement from Agartha
Agartha the Great hereby declares that C'tis is from now on regarded as vassal 1st class and shall be the right hand of Agartha the Invincible once the whole world is united under the wise rule of Helena. All lowly tribes: Bow to C'tis!
And as a special honor for our new vassal 1st class, we hereby declare war on Pangea in the name of C'tis, as Agartha the One that knows all has knowledge that Pangea attacked our loyal vassal Jotunheim. May the reign of the foul pangean god be ended swiftly.
And Ermor: Is this the way you thank Agartha the Great for ending the conflict with Pythium? Feel reprehended! And Agartha won't be so forgiving next time.
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March 22nd, 2008, 11:08 PM
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Re: Panakeia
Quote:
Xietor said:
Panakeia, the Goddess of Healing, divine ruler of things that grow, and akin to Nature herself, has declared spiders to be anathema. And Panakeia is happy to report that no Black Hunter Spiders shall be seen in the world henceforth.
The breeding ground of the Black Hunter spiders is under the guidance of Panakeia, and more wonderful creatures it shall now produce.
The Foul Being worshiped by the misguided Machakians has been vanquished, and the misguided are now being brought to the Light.
A dreamer's images of the evil Black Hunter spiders has been captured by magical means.
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It's funny that they won the Death Match. That mage may not be able to find a province to carry the trident back to.
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March 23rd, 2008, 09:00 AM
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Re: Panakeia
Its sad to see for us that agarthas mind went the way of the starspawn.
The pangaean council debated if agartha should be destroyed, but has decided that they are not worth our attention.
Also a small group of adolescent centaurs has left our lands heading for agartha with the target of capturing the false pretender helena, so we can put her on display in our capitol.
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March 23rd, 2008, 08:37 PM
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Lieutenant General
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Re: Panakeia
Need gold to finance your wars?
Pythium is buying gems.
Pythium-A name you trust.
Also trading death and other gems for Air gems.
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