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April 1st, 2008, 01:46 AM
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Niklatu, leading a great army toward Tir na n'Og has successfully broken into their lands, but is in need of supplies.
Lord Quadisti leads a second army. After returning home from the epic battle with Niefelheim, a dead hero was given a most respectable burial to commemorate his bravery in the battle. He went behind enemy lines and killed Niefelheim's prophet. However, in the same battle he died trying to flank Niefelheim Jarls.
Lord Quadisti's army will have new recruits.
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April 14th, 2008, 03:21 AM
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A lone scout watched, as the great gates of Niefelheim opened. This is odd, he thought. Those gates have not opened in more than a year.
Then he saw the reason for their opening. Niefel Jarl upon Niefel Jarl came through those gates, striding with power and ineffable might. Some went North, some went West, some went South, and some went East. As they departed, each saluted the others with the Dead Giant Walking salute. None expected to see each other again, but each was determined to kill as many of the small folk as they could.
And so went the last march of the Niefel Jarls.
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April 14th, 2008, 10:52 AM
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And a little gremlin laughs, "HAHAHA! The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
Edit: Just as in Lord of the Rings, the Ents were summoned and brought down with fire, so shall the Niefel Giants.
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April 23rd, 2008, 10:59 PM
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Wazooking, if you are even alive on these threads, just to let you know, my poison golem would have killed your tartarian if he didn't die due to the 50 turn limit.
You probably think your tartarian killed my golem. Look at the battle closely, your tartarian didn't do crap.
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April 26th, 2008, 07:36 PM
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Big N has gone AI. Interesting game.
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April 29th, 2008, 12:38 AM
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Big N was never so big after all 
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April 29th, 2008, 02:03 AM
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Hmphh. You know I could have killed you early game, right? I was the benevolent master. And let myself be attacked by Agartha.
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