EPOTARA - Pythium Wins!! (Ironhawk Rules)

[Aethyr]

DonCorazon said:
Jomonese spies inside the walls of Utgard report that Pythium attempted to storm the fortress this past turn. Had he succeeded we'd be congratulating him now on the win, but luckily he was repelled for the time being by Man's graveyard of Tartarians.

However, Jomonese Intelligence Agency reports his massive, scary army has now moved onto Utgard itself and will likely repeat the storm attempt this coming turn.

We call upon all sorcerers to draw down whatever powers they can muster to save Utgard!

This cannot be so, what is this treachery? The people of Marignon call upon the serpent lords to honor their agreement with their allies Pan and Arco!

Foolish though they may be for bringing the land of Epotara to this pass, surely Pythium does not intend to claim victory through such underhandedness!

[Ironhawk]

Will the stream of anti-Pythium propaganda ever end? Or people's willingness to buy into it ever waver? What will be the next in this finest of entertainment series? That I am in possession of every single one of the elemental royalty and have 5000 of each gem type?

Remember that you are being fed these "news reports" by my greatest enemy...

[Wokeye]

If there is indeed trechery afoot, the Pans will have found a new target for their desire for blood. If not, then ...meh... Men will do nicely.

[Aethyr]

Ironhawk said:
Remember that you are being fed these "news reports" by my greatest enemy...

Marignon humbly craves Pythium's pardon. We claim no special knowledge of this situaion, and are indeed relying on information obtained from elsewhere. That said, we note that Pan seems a bit uncertain of this matter...

[Wokeye]

The Lord of Pangaea has yet to read the scout reports on the latest developments. Too much revelry, bodypainting, assorted nudity and merriment. We will comment with more certainty after work.

[DonCorazon]

Pythium is as slippery as the swamp snakes he employs (and we in Jomon say that with the utmost of respect for his wily veteran ways).

Read closely Epotarans and see if you can find a denial amidst his worm tongue remarks.

Even though Oponn might be lying scalpless, fertilizaing a Pangean vine ogre nursery, we in Jomon seek to fight on. Rise up we say, cast away thy veils of blindness and smite down the serpent devil while there is still time!!!
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And why don't we just ask the elusive Lord of Man who once was the most prosperous and advanced of all of our nations?

OT:
Great song -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7loLxor-Hsg

[Wokeye]

Indeed, Pythium has made a claim on Utgard and currently has a force of 500 troops at its crumbled gates, plus 200 or so marching in the mountains nearby.

The Pans very much longed to erect many oddly phallic shrines there and sacrifice enemy warriors, chickens and herrings in devotions to their pretender god. We do not take the attempt to steal our agreed war prize lightly, and will be seeking retribution on the field of war.

[Ironhawk]

What?? Has the whole world gone mad with anti-Pythium fever that even my allies now succumb to it? This is a dark day indeed!

While the council of Pythium normally takes a position of ignoring propaganda, we will make an exception due to the severity of these claims. The High Commitee of Army Seige Affairs has been formed that will now begin an immediate investiagtion of these claims leveled against us. The truth will be known soon enough!

[PashaDawg]

Silence, Wormtongue! You shall not use your trickery here, Ironhawk. The sun shines so we can clearly witness your dastardly nature! Your voice seeks to soothe while your hands are working overtime.