Unexpected humor

HoneyBadger · #1 July 5th, 2008, 04:08 AM

Oh the irony.

Renojustin · #2 July 5th, 2008, 04:42 AM

AI Cyclops pretender - Lost His Only Eye affliction, due to the fact that he installed an Eye of Aiming.

"You have discovered a laboratory" + "your lab was burned down," same lab, same turn.

Herode · #3 July 5th, 2008, 05:39 AM

The Eye of Aiming one is well known. I had to endure such a surprise some times ago, playing Caelum in a MP/team game. I had equiped several commanders, about a dozen, with Eye of Aiming + Bow of Botulf | | Ethereal Crossbow or something like that. One day came a big big battle against some ennemy, who sent a big flying SC on my rear lines. The said SC killed most of my bowmen/crossbowmen commanders, but I nevertheless won the battle. What resulted in several commanders picking twice an abandonned Eye of Aiming. My prophet did. By chance, my pretender did not. In the process, I lost the commanders killed in combat + 4-5 valuable mages & thugs blinded after combat. Since that day, the Eye of Aiming always makes me laugh ^^

Meglobob · #4 July 5th, 2008, 08:56 AM

Perhaps the developers can change its name to, 'eye of blinding'?

lch · #5 July 5th, 2008, 10:20 AM

Guys, you don't have to repeat all your stuff from the d'oh thread.

Renojustin · #6 July 5th, 2008, 06:13 PM

Please keep to the topic Ich... oh wait, that's the very definition of it.

MaxWilson · #7 July 6th, 2008, 02:38 AM

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Renojustin said:
AI Cyclops pretender - Lost His Only Eye affliction, due to the fact that he installed an Eye of Aiming.

The sad thing is that it doesn't even hurt his Precision all that much. 7 => 5.

-Max

Renojustin · #8 July 6th, 2008, 02:52 AM

Try 0

MaxWilson · #9 July 7th, 2008, 12:27 PM

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Renojustin said:
Try 0

Huh, you're right. I thought magic bonuses got added in afterwards, but I guess that's just for bonuses from weapons and such. IIRC blind Tartarian Cyclopses still manage to hit things with thrown lightning.

-Max

Gandalf Parker · #10 July 7th, 2008, 07:37 PM

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Now I remember one thing I loved, and hated, about Dom3. Its addictiveness. I complained all the way back in day one of beta.

Start with a list of things you want to double check (such as lately with Edi's Map Editing faq). Start a "stupid quick little test game" just to check something. End up spending all day PLAYING the stupid quick little test game withouit getting to the next thing on the list!