EA Game Strolling, part 2 - send in pretenders

[Wrana]

Ad it's well known what Sauromatia's tribes personal hygiene consists of (and we specially asked from Caelum, which isn't for everybody to accomplish) we firmly refuse your weak attempts at bribing us off!

[Gregstrom]

I could ask the Caelians, just for confirmation. We've kept a few alive for battery farming. Initial tests comfirm that they're not as tough and stringy as the free-range sort.

[Wrana]

Well, it's quite common situation if you don't have scientific husbandry. You could start by inquiring about their ancestry...
As a sidenote to Sauromatia: according to the stated terms of our offering, you actually CAN get an item requested for discount price. You just need to kill yourself. Thinking of which - you had already accomplished this once, so anything is possible!

[Kadelake]

I'll consider your offer...

[Wrana]

It's well worth it!

[Wokeye]

The world is now a little more generally miserable, although a reduced number of Sauromatian Tartarians should alleviate that...

[Gregstrom]

And a highly trained team of guerilla (gorilla?) gardeners have, in the dead of night, dug out the Mother Oak and transported it several hundred miles to a new home (location classified). Sauromatian watchmen were later found bound and gagged, with nothing but a few banana skins to tell that there had ever been any intruders.