Cradle to the Grave--for noobies with a record of no staling--FULL

jimbojones1971 · #1 January 27th, 2011, 02:02 AM

The first consul of Ermor, Democratic Centralist, is proud to announce the opening of our new theme park "Zombieland" in the territory formerly known as Southern Agartha.

"Zombieland" offers fun package deals for all the family! Bring your kids. Bring your wife. And above all, be sure to bring enough body-bags for everybody (or alternatively pick some themed ones up, signed by Democratic Centralist himself, at our amusement park shop - just next to the ticket stall as you enter).

We would like to extend our grateful thanks to Lord Zend Kuh for making all this possible, in particular for contributing the first batch of fresh bodies to kick start our "wheel of death" attraction.

Numahr · #2 January 27th, 2011, 02:25 AM

Indeed, a double rush this early is quite a challenge for the brave Pale Ones.

But Vanheim, Ermor: just wait to taste the Granite Glaives of my sacred Golems...

jimbojones1971 · #3 January 28th, 2011, 06:22 AM

Its very quiet in this thread. Suspiciously so, even ....

Nosantee · #4 January 28th, 2011, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbojones1971

Its very quiet in this thread. Suspiciously so, even ....

WHAT? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY IMPENDING DEATH. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP!