MP: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving

[kennoseishin]

36 hours would be good for me too.

And I'm glad that battle had an observer, GFSnl. Sadly, my troops were too busy fighting to see your test flight, but it's probably for the best. My rank and file are a *tad* xenophobic and would have likely taken pot shots at you. So I'd recommend avoiding cities for now. I'm sure they'll be more friendly to neighbors once this conflict is over with.

On a positive note, my prototype Green Lions were a huge success! Their fiery acid breath both cooks and tenderizes, for a perfect horse steak every time! Lu-xing, their developer and technician, will be duly rewarded with the title "Iron Chef".

P.S. Aquatic war trolls? Now I've seen everything!

Edit: Apparently some of my troops did in fact take potshots at an overhead scout after the battle was over. I apologize for their overzealousness, and I hope this does not create any tension between both our fine nations.

[GFSnl]

Originally Posted by kennoseishin

Edit: Apparently some of my troops did in fact take potshots at an overhead scout after the battle was over. I apologize for their overzealousness, and I hope this does not create any tension between both our fine nations.

The ministry of Truth has, after rigorous research, concluded that neither the burned arrow as the green bile found on the body of the scout was the cause of death.

The rapport showed that on a sunny day Wing-Wax 2000 becomes liquid and reduces aerodynamic properties of feathers. In normal situations this poses no problem but only when flying upside down.
It's still a mystery as to why this experienced scout was flying in that position.

Wing-Wax 2000 Inc. will be fined 100 million bird seeds and the CEO's bonus is reduced from 50 million to 49.98 million bird seeds.

We hope this unfortunate incident causes no harm to our warm diplomatic relations.

Singed,

Tweety, The ministry Of Truth.