OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

Trajan · #1 September 19th, 2002, 07:00 PM

Yup...definately did post the same URL twice. I guess I am getting a bit slow with the CTRL-C CTRL-V key's. Anyhow..it is repaired. Here is the 2nd URL http://www.hairytongue.com/thecure/.

And for good measure...one other.

http://www.hangoverguide.com/over/clinic/

Raging Deadstar · #2 September 19th, 2002, 07:23 PM

A rumbling noise can be heard from a far. Mac looks on as his dentures rattle in his glass ala Jarrasic Park, taz stops spinning and barry cowers behind a Tigg Scoff battle crusier. All of a sudden a huge transport ship hovers above the party, leaving many regulars seconds to move their ships. It slowly parks and the smoke clears, The party stops and for a minute their is silence, except dogscoff yelping in the background from "special attention".

The next few minutes are field with everyones eyes and mouths on the floor as a couple of thousand newly appointed fbw's run out. RD walks over to GT.

"Sorry i been late, kinda been down. But heres the best selection of girls from my empire, GT is a god as far as women are concerned there."
GT Happily signs the relevant forms to take control of the new arrivals.
"Anyway the other FBW's must be getting tired, plus i had to surrender lol to my friends empire, so they won't be pleased to find a system of ugly women."

GT Recruits a couple of hundred and asks them to come in 5 at a timeto his "office"

Thats gonna be one happy cat

Growltigga · #3 September 19th, 2002, 07:30 PM

IM SMILING, IM SMILING

To paraphrase Tony the Tiger of Frosties fame, "FBW's, 5 at once, theeeeyyyyyyyyrrreeeee GREEEAAAATTTTTTT"

Gryphin · #4 September 21st, 2002, 01:39 AM

Phew, the greatested example of mass delusion the galaxy has ever known. Those pleasure beams at the cantina really do work.
Some how they did not prevent hangovers. hmm. wonder who programed that in.

Growltigga · #5 September 21st, 2002, 01:48 AM

Gryphin, I am ashamed at you..

YOU might have spent the Last few days in a state of trance but the rest of us had a wonderful drunken sordid fantabulous party with tons of dancing and grooving and loads of music

Roll on next year

Timstone · #6 September 21st, 2002, 01:54 AM

That must be Bill Gates, I think. That A$$w!pe always seems to get the better end of the deal. With Windows he gets all the money and we get all the trouble.

And here too. He gets all the money and we get the hangovers.

Gryphin · #7 September 21st, 2002, 01:54 AM

Hmm,
Speculating, Maybe somebody "beamed" me and I missed the party? Who would do such a thing?
The must be an Investigation!!!!