Report Coming

Fyron · #1 October 30th, 2002, 08:27 AM

Really? Thats a teaser? I had no idea. Woosh! Right over my head.

mlmbd · #2 November 1st, 2002, 04:00 PM

Yes, Imperator Fyron, CombatSquirrel is correct. A teaser is used to tease ones subject with some fact or facts. Not all the facts, just enough to get someone interested. To wet their appetites, if you were. Hope that clears it up.

Oh, Imperator Fyron; I am sorry about the height thing!!

OK, It is here, THE REPORT! Check it out.

mlmbd

mottlee · #3 November 1st, 2002, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mlmbd:
OK, It is here, THE REPORT! Check it out.

mlmbd

??? HUH??

CombatSquirrel · #4 November 1st, 2002, 05:07 PM

mlmbd,

I can't find the link to The Report.

I have logged in every half hour since 00:01 Zulu time on November 1st, had a group of dedicated friends huddled around my monitor to share the epoch-making moment with me, and even make a cheese ball to celebrate the event.

WHERE IS THE REPORT??!

CombatSquirrel

Growltigga · #5 November 1st, 2002, 05:16 PM

Stuff the report, I am more worried about what a "cheese ball" is

Wardad · #6 November 1st, 2002, 06:06 PM

Q: How do you keep an Aggie in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tommorrow.

CombatSquirrel · #7 November 1st, 2002, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigga:
Stuff the report, I am more worried about what a "cheese ball" is

And this question from a man who probably relishes Spotted Dick and Bangers and Mash?

GrowlTigga, a Cheese Ball is a mix of ground up cheeses, spices, food coloring, and whatnot (I usually throw in a hefty dose of Dark Rum). It is usually shaped after mixing into an orb, although for special occasions, it may be shaped as virtually anything .

Guests (because no one ever makes a Cheese Ball just for enjoying at home by themselves) gather round this Festive Creation and ritually spear and devour it with the provided crackers, breadsticks, and vegetable sticks. Many parties and gatherings are judged by quality and inventiveness of their Cheese Balls, and a purchased Cheese Ball can be a black-eye that may take years for a hostess to overcome.

As a rule, no one truly enjoys the texture and flavor of a Cheese Ball, but it is often the only food provided to a ravenous gathering, and must be sampled irregardless of personal preferences. Cheese Balls cannot be ordered at restaurants and are not welcome additions to a sit down meal. They are expected fixtures at Cocktail Parties, Sporting Gatherings, and Office Shin-dings.

A good Cheese Ball is thankfully, gratefully, forgotten. A Bad Cheese Ball can be a memory that recurrently haunts one throughout a lifetime.

CombatSquirrel