Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW

tesco samoa · #2 February 27th, 2004, 03:32 AM

# 25 Order a keg of beer. Get Asmala to drink half of it. Then set his empire up. Drink the rest and then play his first 50 turns. Let him sleep for an hour wake him up and them give him 2 shots of tequlia squeeze a lemon in his eye and get him to snort salt up his nose and play the next 50 turns... Wash Wipe Repeat

geoschmo · #3 February 27th, 2004, 03:35 AM

Hmmm, seeing as how I am facing him in the KOTH match right now, I hope you finish this thread,

Baron Grazic · #4 February 27th, 2004, 03:54 AM

24. Convince the game host to manually place Asmala's starting Home Planet in an isolated, asteriod field with no warp points, connecting it to the rest of the universe.
Even then, you still only have a 99% chance of victory.

[ February 27, 2004, 01:55: Message edited by: Baron Grazic ]

Phoenix-D · #5 February 27th, 2004, 03:59 AM

23. rig the game so he accidently plays your empire.

Cheeze · #6 February 27th, 2004, 06:10 AM

22. Have him start with a Gas/None homeworld. Use setting "Players can only colonize homeworld type"