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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
oooof. I like 70.
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
46. The first message you receive from a alien race is "How are you gentlemen!!! All your base are belong to us!!"
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
47. You have a larger navy than your nearest neighbour.
48. You have a smaller navy than your nearest neighbour.
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December 27th, 2004, 05:14 PM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
49. You forget to turn on "AI should make no changes to Empire during Simultaneous Games" under Empire options, or you forgot to select "None" AI when creating your race.
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December 27th, 2004, 05:54 PM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
50) You get tired of waiting for the larger stronger empires to get around to dealing with your small geographically challenged empire. So you send your fleet to bite them on the ankle.
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
51. You nearest neighbor accidently analyeses his entire battle fleet.
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
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50) You get tired of waiting for the larger stronger empires to get around to dealing with your small geographically challenged empire. So you send your fleet to bite them on the ankle.
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Umm.......... (bite them on the ankle) should read "kill two fleets, glass many planets and ruin a ring world construction project."
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
67. When the son of your emperor runs away with the daughter of the leader of the enemy empire, taking her to your empire. Troy anyone?
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
63. You make contact with an alien ship, activate the universal translator - and suddenly remember, with that unmistakable sinking feeling, that it was made by the lowest bidder.
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
64. Youre sitting at your computer with 3 and a half empty beer bottles, your wife is commenting on TV programs from the other side of the house at the top of her lungs cuz she thinks you should be in there with her (the passive-aggressive little wench...), your most powerful enemy has a score 300% of yours and 2 partnerships, and your side of the galaxy is completely AI-controlled except yourself cuz everyone else just friggin quit one at a time over the last month.... So... what the hell, right?
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