OT: If You Had Three Days To Live... - Page 2

Slick · #1 August 29th, 2006, 09:44 PM

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Renegade 13 said:

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That is truly a shock. It was nice knowing you.

I'm not dying...I hope!

Such courage! Doesn't want the rest of us worrying... *sniff* That's the sport. Keep a positive mental attitude. He lives every day like his last so he won't change a thing!

A statue will surely be built in your honor.

Atrocities · #2 August 29th, 2006, 11:24 PM

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Renegade 13 said:

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Slick said:
That is truly a shock. It was nice knowing you.

I'm not dying...I hope!

Ya, you don't start to die until after you have been married.

Atrocities · #3 August 29th, 2006, 11:27 PM

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I would drive a car (I am not legally allowed to drive with my eyes the way they are right now)

Whats wrong with your eyes? You know I was fired from safeway after eight years of outstanding service by a manager who thought that disabled people were retards and treated me as such. When I turned his *** in for cutting my hours, because I was disabled, they fired me. I sued, won, and lived quite nicely for many years off of the payments. Thank you Safeway you *uck*ing as**oles!

So ya, SLAP that ***** who thinks hes a supervisor hard! You let him know who is Daddy is!

geoschmo · #4 August 30th, 2006, 11:40 AM

I'd box up the PBW server and mail it to one of you, and then I'd spend the rest of the time playing with my kids.

AngleWyrm · #5 August 30th, 2006, 08:17 PM

I'de buy a hooker.

Starhawk · #6 August 30th, 2006, 11:12 PM

Well AT I have nestagmus so basically my eyes move without it being voluntary (as in they appear to anyone looking to be bouncing around) this does NOT cause me double vision (thankfully) but it prevents my eyes from entirely focusing on somnething so where I if I didn't have nastagmus my eyes would be perfect (so says the eye tech and one eye doctor) because they can never "rest" on an object i am reduced to 20/40 20/60 depending on the day.

And Narf yeah I'd drive to work then slap the one guy and deball the other guy then I'd drive home

Atrocities · #7 August 31st, 2006, 01:44 AM

I have only one eye SH, it has a stigatism that makes it shake back and forth. The blind eye is crocked to one side, inward toward my nose, this gives me a dufas appearance. Add in the physical appearance of my weight, and bad hair cut, I come off as a real dweeb to some people. Then they work with me or get to know me and that all changes.

I tell you this so that I can now tell you this: if any one gives you greif over your eyes, tell them to go to hell! Tell them at least your not a one eyed fat man with a bad hair cut!