Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

[Gregstrom]

Burgers are no good to spiders. The thing about your average corpse is that after you've squirted in enzymes to dissolve the meat, the skin works nicely as a sort of bag to stop it all dripping onto the floor and being wasted. Soulless on the other hand are great - the meat comes pre-dissolved and they walk right up to you... it's like a self-delivering takeaway.

[Mithras]

Based on new marketing infomation...
McFlavius's is now selling soulless, 100 gold for a crate of 10 souless, or go jumbo sized and have 30 soulless for 250 gold.
Let it never be said that we don't react to market demand.

[Gregstrom]

The spiders of Machaka are in awe at the responsiveness of such a large corporation to the potential of profit - err, to customer requests. We'd like to give our thanks to Mavis McFlavius personally, if possible.

By the way, are the corpses gluten- and lactose-free? Some of our spiders have sensitive tummies.

[Tifone]

We hope you offer something GRILLED and TOASTY too

[Gregstrom]

Do these restaurants work anything like Friedey's?

[Mithras]

Glutton? Lactose?
How should we know? It just gets dumped in...
Everything deep friend on request! Including packaging.

McFlavius and co are not responsable for any harm caused by any goods sold by McFlavius. This product is not suitable for anyone with any type of allergy whatsoever. Warning may contain nuts, the recipe does not contain nuts but the factory may have contained nuts at one point in time (who's bright idea was it to outsource the production to Ry'leh?)

[Crust]

Could we please move to 48h quickhost or turn off quickhosting, I keep getting stales due to schedule conflicts.

[Gregstrom]

No objection to 48h here.

[Bwaha]

Back in the elder times I was the Pancreator's Jester, well lets just say he didn't like a joke I made. I thought it was the finest practical joke ever devised. He stripped me of my position and made me clean that factory. My job was to remove all dark matter from the factory. During the course of time, I absorbed a large amount of dark matter causing me to absorb heat. This is why I'm now allergic to fires, anyway they bound me in a ornate freezer and threw it into a dark and quiet lake. I was so bored for so long till I found Vault 77. Well after that there was no turning back, I helped the Puppet Man because it amused me so much. No longer bored I gained strength and freed myself. Then I opened the Void Gate and peered within, giggle, and found a civilization of Illitheds. More on this later...


Turns are now 48 hour QH.

We are pleased to announce a new gate in Melbourne Australia. Its located in the basement of Xavier College. For more info go here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7681876.stm

The Head Chef is graduate of our fine schools.

[Starshine_Monarch]

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

I just kind of felt we needed this for this game...