Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha - Page 12

Gregstrom · #1 October 18th, 2008, 04:24 PM

It's turn 10, and I'm not an Air or Astral nation. Black Steel Kite would have been a good idea though.

Bwaha · #2 October 19th, 2008, 02:11 PM

We are pleased to announce the arrival of everyones favorite critter, Mr Vastness. He really wants to play, so I'm just gonna send him out. He's in charge of lighting for our little skit.

We regret to inform you that our camoflurs can't paint the poor guy, due to problems applying the paint. He's in towering rage about it too. So rather than leaving him in the lab, (He's giving the Star Children nightmares) out he goes...

Tifone · #3 October 20th, 2008, 05:02 PM

I know I'm a n00b. I know I suck and I'm behind you all in everything, and you can crush me whenever you want... but...

...But sometimes, the sweetest victories are the smallest ones ;D

The great BurnMyStick wins the Arena!!!

(Also, I'd like to point out that while I don't know if you edited your fighter's name Tuumhaa for some reason, Bwaha, it sounded hilarious in italian, specifically the funny tuscan dialect, which is mine. Translated, would be something like Yoooouuurrrmooootheeerrr...!!

)

Bwaha · #4 October 20th, 2008, 06:30 PM

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Drats, tin foiled again, Tifone I swear I'll get you next time. Cowardly priest, he was but one step to victory.

Now you got me doing it, Thanks.

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We come for you, Lord of the Hot Heads.

Just kidding.

Tifone · #5 October 20th, 2008, 06:34 PM

Would you come later, please? We are everything but ready for a Vastness in this moment

Bwaha · #6 October 20th, 2008, 06:59 PM

Sure, I'll wait, Where's your capitol? I wouldn't like to send uninvited guests after all. We have a merry bunch of fools to liberate the dull masses from their dreary lives.

Gregstrom · #7 October 21st, 2008, 10:35 AM

Thunbu's Commandments for dealing with His Extreme Dodginess Tamakeri, v.1.1:

1: When you are asked to supply stilettoes, you are not being asked for daggers.

2: If you are whipped or beaten, it actually means that Tamakeri is pleased with you. This has caused confusion in the past.

3: The Lord Tamakeri may offer to shower you with gold. If this occurs you should refuse politely, or at the very least be sure to wear waterproof clothing.

4: The same advice applies to any offers of jewelry.

5: Don't mention any personal liking for improvised jazz singing - this is for your own good.

Bwaha · #8 October 21st, 2008, 11:26 AM

We are pleased to open a new agency...

Who's first? Bwaha ha ha ha he he, oops...

I've been playing LA Rylah too much...

Bwaha · #9 October 21st, 2008, 12:06 PM

This organization was formed because of this letter from a new province: It was disgusting, these young lads were urinating in my fish pond,and kicking over my gnomes. I have never seen anything like it, I have lived here for 28 years, and my gnomes have never been attacked like this before.

I assure you that we love the little people, we think they are funny...

Mithras · #10 October 21st, 2008, 03:45 PM

We are proud to announce a new franchise, McFlavius's.
Opening now in a ermerion province near you
"We have VESTAL VIRGIN burgers!"
disclaimer, any teeth, eyelashes or other inedible body parts are in fact part of the package, meat may be slightly rotten.
This is what some famous people have said about our famous vestal burgers...
Tentacles of Atlantis
"Mr. Tentacles likes virgin burgers"

Come spend money in ermor now.
If you want to be part of our franchise send 500 gold to Ermor with directions to your nation. Then wait for the shambling undead horde to arrive